Posted August 31, 2022
What's the game? What's in it? What do I do in it? Do I need to be prepared for skill-based minigames? Jumpscares? What kind of Horror does it contain?
I have many more questions, and yet the description tab tells me nothing. The trailers aren't much better.
So I went to the developer's website and the game's page on Steam—something I shouldn't have to do—to determine whether this is worth spending my money on.
Steam's about page is identical. The website says this:
"Marissa Marcel was a film star. She made three movies. But none of the movies were ever released. And Marissa Marcel disappeared. "
That's... not much.
More questions do appear though: It seems to be an FMV title, like your previous game. Would this be accurate? How much of the game is simple gameplay, and what's the ratio of gameplay to cutscenes?
Of course, there are trailers. But story-wise they tell me nothing new, and gameplay-wise it tells me that I play the game by clicking on the actress' face which... causes the image to zoom? And sometimes they change? Also, you explore by match cut... which is why the images are changing? I think? And there's a semblance of a UI in one of the trailers? It goes by way too quickly, so I can't tell if that's a UI or not.
Here are the tags on the GOG page:
"Story Rich, Puzzle, Exploration, Dark, Point&Click, Horror, Open World, Visual Novel, Realistic, Emotional, Choose Your Own Adventure, LGBTQ+, Hidden Object"
Puzzle? What kind of puzzles are there? Exploration? Open World? How is that handled in an FMV game?
All I know is a very, very brief summary of the plot. That's it. I think the description tab is for more than just the text you get on the reverse side of a DVD case. I would be completely OK with this, positively excited even, if there were some explanations on the game itself and how it's supposed to play. The Description tab should contain more, including descriptions of the game itself. If I hadn't watched the trailers I wouldn't know I'm supposed to "Explore by Match Cut". Also the trailers don't tell me it's a horror game. Is it even?
Do I have to buy this to find out more? Because that seems ridiculous.
Maybe the best FMV game ever made—It's entirely possible. Maybe it's so good that it will be remembered for centuries to come. Maybe the directing and cinematography are so beyond excellent that the likes of Alfred Hitchcock and Stanley Kubrick rise from the dead to give it the standing ovation it deserves. Maybe the gameplay is so good that the developers are given complete control over EA's resources so they can make more pieces of art like this.
Maybe. Just maybe.
And it'll stay a maybe until that atrociously brief and non-descriptive description continues to be so, because otherwise who's going to verify the quality of the work? Surely you don't expect people to just spend money on something so unexplained? That'd be like throwing money into a pit in the vain hope of seeing minor improvement in your life—so no thanks, I already pay enough taxes as is.
Less than 1000 characters, 17% of which are just "█". Only 162 words, four of which are "you don't want this". Gee, way to hit the nail on the head!
TL;DR: Please give us an actual description of your product.
I have many more questions, and yet the description tab tells me nothing. The trailers aren't much better.
So I went to the developer's website and the game's page on Steam—something I shouldn't have to do—to determine whether this is worth spending my money on.
Steam's about page is identical. The website says this:
"Marissa Marcel was a film star. She made three movies. But none of the movies were ever released. And Marissa Marcel disappeared. "
That's... not much.
More questions do appear though: It seems to be an FMV title, like your previous game. Would this be accurate? How much of the game is simple gameplay, and what's the ratio of gameplay to cutscenes?
Of course, there are trailers. But story-wise they tell me nothing new, and gameplay-wise it tells me that I play the game by clicking on the actress' face which... causes the image to zoom? And sometimes they change? Also, you explore by match cut... which is why the images are changing? I think? And there's a semblance of a UI in one of the trailers? It goes by way too quickly, so I can't tell if that's a UI or not.
Here are the tags on the GOG page:
"Story Rich, Puzzle, Exploration, Dark, Point&Click, Horror, Open World, Visual Novel, Realistic, Emotional, Choose Your Own Adventure, LGBTQ+, Hidden Object"
Puzzle? What kind of puzzles are there? Exploration? Open World? How is that handled in an FMV game?
All I know is a very, very brief summary of the plot. That's it. I think the description tab is for more than just the text you get on the reverse side of a DVD case. I would be completely OK with this, positively excited even, if there were some explanations on the game itself and how it's supposed to play. The Description tab should contain more, including descriptions of the game itself. If I hadn't watched the trailers I wouldn't know I'm supposed to "Explore by Match Cut". Also the trailers don't tell me it's a horror game. Is it even?
Do I have to buy this to find out more? Because that seems ridiculous.
Maybe the best FMV game ever made—It's entirely possible. Maybe it's so good that it will be remembered for centuries to come. Maybe the directing and cinematography are so beyond excellent that the likes of Alfred Hitchcock and Stanley Kubrick rise from the dead to give it the standing ovation it deserves. Maybe the gameplay is so good that the developers are given complete control over EA's resources so they can make more pieces of art like this.
Maybe. Just maybe.
And it'll stay a maybe until that atrociously brief and non-descriptive description continues to be so, because otherwise who's going to verify the quality of the work? Surely you don't expect people to just spend money on something so unexplained? That'd be like throwing money into a pit in the vain hope of seeing minor improvement in your life—so no thanks, I already pay enough taxes as is.
Less than 1000 characters, 17% of which are just "█". Only 162 words, four of which are "you don't want this". Gee, way to hit the nail on the head!
TL;DR: Please give us an actual description of your product.