Because that would be very annoying. I don't see an option to skip it.

You can't, but there are some secret eggs to find in the tutorial level so it's still worth playing.

Well, we are PC gamers, so I don't see why we shouldn't fiddle around with files...
C:\Users\<yourname>\Documents\Humans Must Answer\Data\Save.txt

The first line reading boolean values looks like this on my (I've played the first one already):
0 True True False 1470 6 1 5 1


But don't blame me or the universe if you PC explodes or your day is ruined...
Also, cheaters have small dicks ;)