Posted December 20, 2012
It's out on Steam.
There are fixes for
(copy-paste list from steam):
01 – GETTING STUCK BETWEEN FLOORS (IN STAIRS AND ELEVATORS)
02 – GLASS BREAKING BUG (HOT AND HEAVY)
03 – SLOWDOWN
Will we get it tomorrow? One would hope so. But one still remembers that the previous patch took more than a couple of days to get here. Now, we've got Christmas and End of the World coming, so I foresee trouble, and people busy with stuff other than uploading the patch.
To deal with the problem, I kidnapped the GOG mascot - 404 bear. You can still see him at a 404 page, but that's just a 2D rendition meant to fool the GOG staff. The real bear is in my basement. For every day of delay, things will be done to the bear and pictures posted in this thread. So please make haste.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Update1: Eh, I fear this will take some time. Anyway, I had the bear dangling above my vat full of acid. I think some of it might have splashed on the poor mascot. (picture bear1.jpg)
Update2: Today we had a session with my laser of death. He got some ugly cuts. He doesn't like it here, he tells me. I don't like him here either.
Update3: My pet dinosaur got loose in the basement and started chomping on the arm of GOG's mascot. It wasn't pretty but he'll live. Though, I rather doubt they will be friends.
Update4: There's a Polish tradition that on the 24th December animals speak. They get a voice for this one day. The Bear Mascot did indeed babble a bit in a human voice. He told me he has lost any hope for ever being released as GOG staff doesn't seem to care for him. So I went easy on him, only The Kandahar Cock Wrench was used.
Update5: Sooo, he kinda tried to run away. Bit off his hand to get out of the cuffs. Then run for the forest. In such a situation I had no other choice but to send bloodthirsty reindeers. And, you know, they found him no problem, but not necessarily unharmed. I made the picture of his condition, but he looked like a red paint-shopped ball of pixels, disgusting. And besides it turns out you can't add more than five pictures to a post, so I have nothing to show for today.
There are fixes for
(copy-paste list from steam):
01 – GETTING STUCK BETWEEN FLOORS (IN STAIRS AND ELEVATORS)
02 – GLASS BREAKING BUG (HOT AND HEAVY)
03 – SLOWDOWN
Will we get it tomorrow? One would hope so. But one still remembers that the previous patch took more than a couple of days to get here. Now, we've got Christmas and End of the World coming, so I foresee trouble, and people busy with stuff other than uploading the patch.
To deal with the problem, I kidnapped the GOG mascot - 404 bear. You can still see him at a 404 page, but that's just a 2D rendition meant to fool the GOG staff. The real bear is in my basement. For every day of delay, things will be done to the bear and pictures posted in this thread. So please make haste.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Update1: Eh, I fear this will take some time. Anyway, I had the bear dangling above my vat full of acid. I think some of it might have splashed on the poor mascot. (picture bear1.jpg)
Update2: Today we had a session with my laser of death. He got some ugly cuts. He doesn't like it here, he tells me. I don't like him here either.
Update3: My pet dinosaur got loose in the basement and started chomping on the arm of GOG's mascot. It wasn't pretty but he'll live. Though, I rather doubt they will be friends.
Update4: There's a Polish tradition that on the 24th December animals speak. They get a voice for this one day. The Bear Mascot did indeed babble a bit in a human voice. He told me he has lost any hope for ever being released as GOG staff doesn't seem to care for him. So I went easy on him, only The Kandahar Cock Wrench was used.
Update5: Sooo, he kinda tried to run away. Bit off his hand to get out of the cuffs. Then run for the forest. In such a situation I had no other choice but to send bloodthirsty reindeers. And, you know, they found him no problem, but not necessarily unharmed. I made the picture of his condition, but he looked like a red paint-shopped ball of pixels, disgusting. And besides it turns out you can't add more than five pictures to a post, so I have nothing to show for today.
Post edited December 25, 2012 by cich