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Giants: Citizen Kabuto is a fantastic romp through a fantastical planet with Meccs (think Space Marines), Sea Reapers (Witches) and Kabuto (Godzilla) filled with Vimp (mobile food) and Smarties (Slaves).
The game is rich with humour and detail and the graphics are perfect for the irreverant tone of the game.
You progress through the game as the various parties all the while shooting, racing, throwing and defending a base - complete with Pub.
If you don't play this then the quote "I NEED MY PILLLLS" will never never be explained.
Karl
One of these days I WILL finish that game. I WILL finally beat that damn sniping level.
Until then, I have what little I heard from Achmed ("But you can call me Timmy!"), and the humour present in the rest of those brief moments (as well as hectic multiplayer) to keep me happy.
Of course... will it be enough? :(
I'd offer sone advice but, "me balls are saggy".
And yes, it's a quote.
AVATAR:/_t2 #Q&_^Q&Q#USERNAME:Karlallen#Q&_^Q&Q#GROUP:4Giants: Citizen Kabuto is a fantastic romp through a fantastical planet with Meccs (think Space Marines), Sea Reapers (Witches) and Kabuto (Godzilla) filled with Vimp (mobile food) and Smarties (Slaves).
The game is rich with humour and detail and the graphics are perfect for the irreverant tone of the game.
You progress through the game as the various parties all the while shooting, racing, throwing and defending a base - complete with Pub.

I completly agree.
Game is so packed with fun, action and humour, that you won't have time for boredom. My most favorite mission is the one, when you build Meccs base :)
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Spierek: Game is so packed with fun, action and humour, that you won't have time for boredom. My most favorite mission is the one, when you build Meccs base :)

F**K ME, THE REAPERS ARE COMING
I've been struggling with this mission for a week. ~_~
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Spierek: Game is so packed with fun, action and humour, that you won't have time for boredom. My most favorite mission is the one, when you build Meccs base :)
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greedz: F**K ME, THE REAPERS ARE COMING
I've been struggling with this mission for a week. ~_~

Damn, I remember that one.
But it was nice, little combination between RTS and TPP = sweet.
"My name's Ahmed, but you can call me Timmy."
This and Anachronox are easily the funniest video games i've ever played. Both are so badly under-rated.
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Spierek: Game is so packed with fun, action and humour, that you won't have time for boredom. My most favorite mission is the one, when you build Meccs base :)
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greedz: F**K ME, THE REAPERS ARE COMING
I've been struggling with this mission for a week. ~_~

Something interesting I noticed on the base building missions (I'm playing the game through for the first time) is that if you die and retry the mission, your base remains the way it was when you died. You have to gather smarties and vimp resources all over again, but having the base already partially or fully built saves a lot of time trying to get the point where you are ready to destroy the enemy base.
Oh, and this game is hilarious. I almost died of laughter in the last "training" mission for Delphi, with the Star Wars reference and possibly the most embarrassing misunderstanding of all time. I won't say any more, so that moment isn't ruined for those who haven't reached it yet.
It's a shame they don't make games this funny anymore. No One Lives Forever has always been my "funniest game of all time", but this one may steal that title if it stays this funny until the end.
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Spierek: Game is so packed with fun, action and humour, that you won't have time for boredom. My most favorite mission is the one, when you build Meccs base :)
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greedz: F**K ME, THE REAPERS ARE COMING
I've been struggling with this mission for a week. ~_~

That's why I jumped into multiplayer.
And, when I got a game off, it was great: swooping down on Kabuto, whooping and caterwauling and dropping Millennium Bombs; building floating platforms, manning them with sentry guns, and watching them do nothing to any Reaper or Kabuto; going on raiding parties in order to snag some Smarties or meat before anyone else could.
Great times.
"She says you must all run into on coming traffic with your genitalia exposed... wait that's wrong"
Yan is awesome
this game is definitely one of the funniest games of all time. I wish there could be another one. Just like I wish for another Sacrifice!!
I will be getting this one, but first i need a new computer, or at least a new soundcard.
I bought this back when it first came out - it was on sale for $15 (New Zealand) at The Warehouse.
It stands as one of my favourite games of all time - and certainly the most fun experience I've ever had online.
I actually finished the game, as well.
Indeed it does have its moments and the game play is rather fun for sure.
Hey Vader. another kiwi :) i got it cheap at the warehouse years ago to. that place used to be so good for old pc games :D i dont remember this game being so hard tho lol.