In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

- Douglas Adams

"Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye"
The Little Prince


"To die would be an awfully big adventure"
Peter Pan

" Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. "
Buckaroo Banzai (the greatest movie. Ever.)

"Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spend my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. 'The Devil made me do it.' I have never made one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them. And then they die, and they come here (having transgressed against what they believe right), and expect us to fulfill their desire for pain and retribution. I don't make them come here. They talk of me going around and buying souls, like a fishwife come market day, never stopping to ask themselves why. I need no souls. And how can anyone own a soul? No, they belong to themselves...they just hate to have to face up to it."
-Lucifer

"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adults themselves. To be concerned about being grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the mark of childhood and adolescence. And it childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness, and the desire to be very grown up."
-C.S. Lewis

"It's not easy, but you have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord, or warp through several worlds. But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs, and produce the magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door. Then, you walk right up to the princess and give her a smooch.....does that make sense?"
-Jake the dog

Roger H. Lincoln -
- There are two rules for success:
1) Never tell everything you know.

A couple made by Einstein:

"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them."

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!"

The last one I didn't even know but since I agree with his view on patriotism I had add it as well.

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Sovereign: "We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything."

"He was so crooked he could eat soup from a corkscrew" - Annette Benning in The Grifters,

Not sure if that's the first usage of it though

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." -Roddy Piper in "They Live"

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"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” Marcel Proust

I have two:

"Think with Dispassion, Speak with Equanimity, Act in Calm"

"Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations."

That's all the advice I could need. They say it all.

Update - remembered another one:

"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse." Calvin and Hobbes.

"FUCK YOU CLOWNIE!" - Dolls (1987)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOHfLTtIcoc&feature=player_detailpage#t=272s

"The best protection against loss of hair is baldness."
Telly Savalas

"Modern slaves are driven not by whips but by their schedules."
Telly Savalas

Some quotes from Black Adder never get old:

Melchett: 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.'

Red Baron: 'How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.'

That's a pretty awesome show.

Don't forget that everything Flash said in his short time at the end of S2E1 was pure gold.

"Am I just happy to see you, or did someone stick a canoe in my pants?? Down boy, down!"

"She's got a tongue like an electric eel and it likes the taste of mens' tonsils!!"

"there are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary and those who can't"
- Some geeky poster in the ICT dept of the school I work at

Doctor, this has got to be the worst case of crabs I've ever seen. - Gordon Freeman

I have that on a T-shirt. Except it says "those who know binary and those who don't".