A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, ‘What a great chest you have.’ The bodybuilder replies, ‘That’s 1,000 pounds of dynamite.’ He takes off his pants and the woman says, ‘What massive calves you have.’ The bodybuilder replies, ‘That’s 500 pounds of dynamite.’ He then takes off his underwear. The woman takes one look and runs screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder chases after her and asks why she ran. The woman replies, ‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw what a short fuse you have.’
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