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Just joined and have to say, I'm really impressed with how awesome this community seems to be. Keep up the good work ;)
I'm not going to win.
Post edited February 20, 2012 by tbirdo
Going for second win!
EDIT: Whoops, I already posted here!
Post edited February 21, 2012 by ovoon
It's been a while so I'll go for another round.
A man falls down and breaks his leg. He goes to the doctor, who puts it in a cast and then warns him, "You need to rest for 3 months. Don't overwork your leg; Do not climb the stairs while in your cast". After 3 months time, the man returns, the doctor removes the cast saying enough time has passed. The man asks the doctor "Can I climb the stairs now?" The doctor confirms that he can. The man breathes a sigh of relief, "Thank you doctor, it was getting really difficult to climb the pipes on the side of my apartment to get to my flat everyday"

Count me in
Pick me, please.
Wanna dance?
Here be dragons?
Gee Officer Krupke . . .
Surely I won't win this time. But I'll still enter for posterity.
I'll take your gift... and then i'll THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!
Maaaaaan... what i look like? - a charity case?
I don't need your handouts - I'm an adult!
I'm not part of your system!

You can't buy me giveaway-man!
la-li-lu-le-la! PATRIOTS!
Maybe this time...
Thanks!