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I'm down! Thanks man!
spielberg
Witty anecdote!
Clouds taste like purple ... o.o Oh I'm in btw >_>
The grey pill... my character is colourblind. I'm in.

A taxi driver and a preacher get to the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter says to the taxi driver "Well done, good and faithful servant", and gives him a silk robe and a golden staff.

Then Saint Peter turns to the preacher. He says "Well done, good and faithful servant", and gives him a cotton robe and a wooden staff.

The preacher says "How come he got the cool gear when he's only a taxi driver?"

Saint Peter says "Up here, we judge by results. While you preached, people slept. But while he drove, people prayed."
Post edited January 28, 2012 by pertusaria
in again
If it takes a cork-nosed woodpecker six months and thirteen days to peck a hole in a Cyprus log, how long does it take a rubber-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?


-Khalaq
in thx again
I'm in
Make it so!
Do Androids dream of electric sheep?
I'll try again. Thanks, Xyem.
I'm in, thanks!!
Trying again.
Oh man, I've got a flu again!