Darth Randalator: "Obi-GOG never told you what happened to your giveaway."
Ian Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you stole it!"
Darth Randalator: "No. YOU gave it to me."
Ian Skywalker: "No... that's not true! That's impossible!"
Darth Randalator: "Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!"
Ian Skywalker: [anguished] "No! Noooooooooo!"
Darth Randalator: "..."
Ian Skywalker: "..."
Darth Randalator: "..."
Ian Skywalker: "Actually, come to think of it, that's quite plausible. There was way too much beer involved that night. How drunk was I, exactly?"
Darth Randalator: "Wasted, man. Completely hammered."
Ian Skywalker: "Damn! ... uh ... You know, I'm sorry. Uh. For the accusations and the lightsaber swinging and stuff. And there might have been...words. Bad words. And names..."
Darth Randalator: "Eh. Water, bridge. Wanna grab a few beers?"
Ian Skywalker: "God, YES! But you're buying!"
Darth Randalator: [with a small wave of his hand] "I'm not the big spender you're looking for."
Ian Skywalker: "You're not the big spender I'm looking for."
Darth Randalator: "You'll buy."
Ian Skywalker: "I'll buy."
Darth Randalator: "Let's get wasted."
Ian Skywalker: "Let's get wasted."
Darth Randalator: "Did I ever tell you that I have a son? You kinda remind me of him..."
Post edited October 08, 2012 by Randalator