First purchase was MDK, and then I used my free game voucher on its sequel.
I them opted for Die By The Sword (nevermind the fact that I already have a hard copy of this game, I wanted the expansion, not to mention wanting to verify if the installer works well or not for everyone else) and Hostile Waters afterward.
A day or two later, I decided to give Giants: Citizen Kabuto a shot, and was immediately hooked. (It also rekindled my interest in Armed and Dangerous, another third-person shooter from Planet Moon Studios that also has its fair share of hilarity.)
When the Redneck Rampage Collection released, I also immediately purchased that, mostly because while I had the original game, I didn't have Route 66 or Rides Again - Arkansas.
A few weeks later, I gave Sacrifice a chance, mostly because I wanted to learn about all the funny things like Bovine Intervention. It's one of the few RTSs I've actually shown much interest in due to the much more personal feel you get when you actually control someone on the battlefield.