Posted January 18, 2012
"My 'otel's as clean as an Elven arse!"
RealWeaponX
Silly old bear
Registered: Jul 2009
From United Kingdom
moonshineshadow
Ghost
Registered: Sep 2011
From Switzerland
Posted January 18, 2012
"I'm poisened" - Lands of Lore
Just stuck in my head from times I was young, could speak no English, and there was no german translation of sound files, was quite fun ;-)
Just stuck in my head from times I was young, could speak no English, and there was no german translation of sound files, was quite fun ;-)
godspeeed
via apipa
Registered: Feb 2011
From Canada
Posted January 18, 2012
aaaaah... fresh meat!! (debbie does dallas)
etna87
New User
Registered: Sep 2011
From Germany
Posted January 18, 2012
I remember that scene as well. They should have included the whole movie :D
I suppose it should be "Mein Leben!" (my life) as they say it when they die. It doesn't make much sense either way. Also, most of the German stuff in videogames that is spoken by non-Germans (who usually do not even speak German, I guess) sounds funny :D
Some more (one Wheatley quote mixed in):
"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
"The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up."
"War... war never changes"
(pretty obvious one, but I haven't seen it mentioned)
Wow, that was some serious necroing and responding to month-old posts :D
I'm sure there are a lot more awesome videogame quotes...
I suppose it should be "Mein Leben!" (my life) as they say it when they die. It doesn't make much sense either way. Also, most of the German stuff in videogames that is spoken by non-Germans (who usually do not even speak German, I guess) sounds funny :D
Some more (one Wheatley quote mixed in):
"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
"The floor. What's the floor doing? What's the floor up to? Do you know what? It's holding everything up. The floor is important, holding everything up."
"War... war never changes"
(pretty obvious one, but I haven't seen it mentioned)
Wow, that was some serious necroing and responding to month-old posts :D
I'm sure there are a lot more awesome videogame quotes...
l0rdtr3k
Serial Hugger
Registered: Oct 2011
From Brazil
Posted January 18, 2012
"I will kill you or you will kill me.it makes no difference"
shadesofdeath320
UATKD
Registered: Jul 2010
From United States
Posted January 18, 2012
"Without death, there would be no motivation to accomplish anything. The only emotion would be existing. Life would be pestilent and agonizing." -Pisha from VTM: Bloodlines.
The great harbor ship of Bentus. The last of the Bentusi. -Homeworld 2
The great harbor ship of Bentus. The last of the Bentusi. -Homeworld 2
jefequeso
New User
Registered: Dec 2010
From United States
Posted January 18, 2012
"Summoned by another. Questions again."
-Random Lizardy Guys in Morrowind
-Random Lizardy Guys in Morrowind
Psyringe
Vagabond
Registered: Sep 2011
From Germany
Posted January 18, 2012
She: "By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."
You: "Is it the first offense?"
She: "Let's assume 'no'."
You: "Then it's at least 500 gold."
She: "That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks."
You: "Is it the first offense?"
She: "Let's assume 'no'."
You: "Then it's at least 500 gold."
She: "That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks."
Summit
Smoothskin
Registered: Feb 2009
From Poland
Posted January 19, 2012
I used to quote videogames but then i took an arrow in the knee.
My personal favorite:
"Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. ... Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
My personal favorite:
"Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. ... Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."
Post edited January 19, 2012 by Summit
MonstaMunch
roar
Registered: Oct 2011
From Cambodia
Posted January 19, 2012
Life... is strength. This is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. But is it what you want? You are... different inside. This woman lives and has strength of a sort. She lost her parents to plague, her husband to war, but she persevered. Her farm has prospered, her name is respected and her children are fed and safe. She lived as she thought she should. And now she is dead. Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten. She lived a good life, but she had no power; she was a slave to death. I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?
John Irenicus, BG2Post edited January 19, 2012 by MonstaMunch
Runehamster
keep it classy!
Registered: Jun 2009
From United States
Posted January 19, 2012
"Warm sands."
KneeTheCap
Nasse-Setä
Registered: Feb 2010
From Finland
Posted January 19, 2012
"Could be hard to get that stuff down his throat, want me to get a funnel?"
Weclock
The Creeper
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States
Posted January 19, 2012
"In Hammerfell, they have curved swords. curved... swords..."
SimonG
SimonG597
Registered: Sep 2010
From Germany
Posted January 19, 2012
What do you want?
- Your head on a stick.
- Your head on a stick.
Zookie
Bureaucrat
Registered: Dec 2010
From United States
Posted January 19, 2012
"War... War never changes..."