Here's what I recognize:

League of Legends is good. It's good!
And it's free!
How much money have you spent on League of Legends?
I have spent eight thousand dollars.
- Penny Arcade

You are NOT JAPANESE! Stop saying everything is Japanese! There's no such place as JAPAN!
- Goblins

I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!
- Order of the Stick

YOU ... BROKE ... MY ... SWORD!!!
- don't know, but it immediately make me think of "My hair! He shot my hair!!" Anyone guess that one?

Prometheus: world's first pirate

- Hey Darcy, I'm gonna need some nails, a flathead screwdriver, and a pair of needlenosed pliers.
- What are you doing?
- Cooking.