Darn, beaten by logic.... Must try harder.
Strawberries!!!!

Moderator please close and delete this thread. It's bringing down your good name. Thank you

Mod, please stop the above poster from accessing this thread in future so we don't have to put up with him bringing this enjoyable thread down.
Seriously, if you don't like this thread then stay the hell out of it. It's not hard.... you DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK that accesses this thread.
Simple. Not hard. Easy. Even a child could understand it.
Any further posts by yourself in this thread will show that you are less intelligent then a child.
The truth is harsh. Silence is golden.
I do hope you understand and continue enjoying the other threads on this forum.

Moderator PLEASE close this idiotic place down or I will talk elsewhere about no moderator involvement in bad threads and a lack of good manners at GOG, which I think will make a good headline which you won't like but most posters here would!.

hey dude, relax, it's the internet
SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Muahaha! Yes! Feed me! Feeeeed me!
Oh sweet nectar of forum responses! My insatiable hunger! YARMARAGHAHA! So good!
Foolish human mortal what makes you think you could ever divine my intentions? One such as I, who is powered by contempt, fear, and pic-a-nic baskets? You think you understand the player but the truth -- most elusive berry -- the truth is that you are the game!

Uh oh, you threatened them now, I bet they are all fleeing to ban, fine, and jail the OP now.
Seriously, the original post was a sarcastic post, not a serious one. I laughed when he said he's been here for years, when obviously we are still in a beta process. While it may not have been a great post, it was obviously just a random silly post. Relax a little. Although it is funny, one post getting people angry and attacking one guy for it. Let's hope this becomes a little more laid back of a community to relax, chat, and play good old games.

I got a grin out of it.
Of course, the jokes around here were much funnier back before the original owners sold the company to North Korea. Musta been sweet for them, and I don't blame them for taking the money, but Kim Il Jong has been running this place into the ground.

I remember back when GoG was run by regular people from their garage like all good, homey websites.
WHY OH WHY DID THEY SELL OUT TO THE MAN!?

pfft, I know right? now they're gonna go and be like that stupid google place. bunch of crazies I tell ya!

But can you remember how it was back then, when this was running on Pcboard and we had group chat!

I just lost it. THANKS.

I blame the squirrels.
They make look cute with their fluffy tails and bouncy hopping all over the place but deep down... they are EEEEEEEEvil.
Mark my words, they'll mug you of your loose change if they get the chance.

did you see them squirrels with the turtle shells? those things are nasty