Sorry Navagon, but everything must be balanced.

I can't stretch to 5 copies, as I'm also committed to a game a day this month, but I'll do 3. The mission is that you must perform an act of cruelty! Video evidence will be held in high regard.

Now I don't mean I want you to shove a cat in the microwave, that's not it. No syndicate would do that. I mean I want you to do something funny, that pisses someone else off. You see I'm the kind of person that if I saw a house of cards 50 storeys high, I'd run up and swipe away the bottom left card (last time this happened, the house stayed up, which was even better!).

I want you to perform an inventive prank on someone, ideally a little bit nasty, but no permenant damage to person or relationships.

Competition remains for about as long as the other one does. I'll pick the winners based on the cruelty specifications ev1lb4st4rd module 4.

This is of course the classic example (though no-one has time to do this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmM00LDnLBI

Interesting...

okay, challenge accepted, I'll try to think of something and then post the results here and tell how it goes

That video is fake you know. If he was thrown back that hard he almost certainly would have foam sticking out the other side.

In any case, I've a friend I know living from Barbados and we tend to have squabble-fights all the time. Religion, cartoon, physics, so on. Sometimes I win, sometimes he does. And of course sometimes I'll slip in something to make him question his argument pretty hard and sneak an easy win.

Not much of a prank so much as cheating, but I've still got a while.

not so sure, they put a lot of time and effort into a fake in that case: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFAwxo01Ang

In honor of this great contest, I drowned a bag of puppies this morning!

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Oh wait, non permanent?
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Something I like to do regularly is scaring the crap out of my wife and kids.

Last Halloween I went into Asda and bought some of those rubbery fake limbs, arms and legs, then got that red syrup stuff you put on ice cream.

Once the kids had gone to bed I snuck into both their bedrooms at around midnight and strategically placed the limbs in their beds. Arms under the pillows and legs under the duvet. Then squeezed the syrup round them so it looked like they were bleeding.

Me and my wife woke up to howls of terror at about 3am, it was really amusing. Started with my daughter. She yelled and jumped up (sounded like she fell out of bed!) which woke up the youngest who in turn was all bleary eyed and didnt know what was going on. He then noticed the limbs and freaked out. Took them both about 10 minutes to realise it was just syrup and rubber appendages.

Following morning they were both laughing at each other and how much we had got them.

Have to think of something even better for this year.

Havnt got any videos and if I did wouldnt post up on Youtube with it being my kids understandably with all the weirdos out there. Hope you dont mind text version of events!

I'm not an evil person.. not at heart. But sometimes, just sometimes, I post links like this.

To show how evil Panda can be, I think this is most appropiate........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN6tjWYcWxU&feature=related

(I cheat on getting into the competition, is it bad enough.......lol

Woke everyone up with a noise maker... While I was at my friends

That's fine, I said non permenant to persons or relationships, and no-one had had time to get attached to the puppies. Hell I eat puppies for breakfast (literally).

Dammit, no putting-Zelda-inside-various-items-for-free-GOGs this time. :/

I did something that may fall into the prank thing. While this may not be evil I have tricked a friend into thinking something imaginary is real. Now she is going around thinking that petite lap giraffes are real.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/ for a link to this weird marketing stunt.

Alright, I did it

It was hard for me to do something "non-permanent" but I did it, just for this thread

yesterday I had a friend visit over and a day before that I bought some doughnuts from a local supermarket, you know, the ones that are filled with jam and have small holes in them in the side?

So when he came over I offered him some tea and doughnuts he agreed.

I went to the kitchen, now, the thing is I really love spicy food and always keep some Tabasco sauce and hot peppers in my fridge, so I get a small Scotch Bonnet pepper (one that's ranked as the hottest pepper out there, even the smallest ammount makes your mouth burn) quickly grab a small knife, cut out a thin, long piece and put it inside of the hole that was on the side of the doughnut

So I give this one to my friend and take a normal one for myself

Needless to say: My friend almost had tears in his eyes because of the hotness, he seemed to have taken it well and made jokes about it while saying "Fuck you, man" laughably but something tells me he will try to pull something like this with me in the future

In any case: that's what I did, and I hope you are happy wpegg

Well, that was easy. I called my sister fat. Stupid. Aptitude dysfunctional. And when she asked me what that means, I called her stupid again. I hope you're happy. (we usually do this in a tongue-in-cheek fashion, so there's no possibility of permanent damage to the ego)

Oh, a prank you say? Yes, I'll get right on it.

There we go, I changed the sounds on her laptop so that every time she clicks on an icon she will get a nice little scream ;D

I will do the classic. On my brother computer I will access regedit and switch file endings (sor .exe will launch .rar etc. etc.)