AHHHH the imagery is horrible

Shit... if I wasn't so busy/mature/responsible as of lately and had stable internet, I'd make it like the old days. I'm a pro at pushing people's buttons 'round these parts. And if subtlely doesn't work I always have good ol' fashion racism, mysogeny, or just plain and simple rudeness does the job.

You're my new favourite person here, LC. ;)

What do you know, I'm my own favorite person too! We have so much in common!
Still, all that took was agreeing with you once and some lame story about lobotomy? Sheesh, you sure are easy :D

Three cheers for yet another couple joined together through the magical power of the internets! When's the marriage?

Haha. Not easy, specific.

I'm too shy to ask. Will you?

Well first you have to determine the gender of your betrothed, a perculiarity of internet relationships

Oh my god! I can't believe you are doing this to me! Not only are you too much of a coward to ask me yourself, you also ask my ARCH ENEMY to ask me instead? You insensitive bastard! Have you no heart?!

I believe you have mixed me up with my friendly-but-backwards neighbor (yes, that's how we scandinavians refer to each other), I am not sheepdragon even if our languages may sound similar to your untrained ear. Your betrothed has apparently understood the difference.
Which century do you live in? Has your far-off country not managed to join the rest of the world in acceptance for what is somehow still called "strange" relationships. Some people marry their pets, others marry video game characters, still others marry inanimate constructions, I am completely dumbfounded as to why you believe that these two individuals need to know each other's gender.

wow. That's odd, I actually truncated you two into one super person. Say, can't you be my arch nemisis too, for consistency?
Also I heard Swedish and Norwegian are just two dialects, from a purely linguistic point of view. Is this true?
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Will stating it is earn your arch nemisisity?

It takes more to anger me than to confuse my language with another that's very similar, but is it makes you happy, sure. For my master plan I shall try to bore you to death with the intricate differences between Swedish, Norwegian, and their many various dialects. Now please give me some time to form the plan in more detail.

To save you the effort: I studied linguistics (among other things) so I tend to find those things pretty interesting =P
EDIT: also, chautemoc, you're forgiven, I was expecting too much of you when I expected you to know that I thought you knew that I thought that Maighstir was sheepdragon. Though honestly, you'll have to admit, it makes perfect sense if it's spelled out like this.

Drat! I'm all out of options for the moment.

Hey I'm an enlightened kind of pervert but I'm also a crazy weirdo who's mantra is RTFM. That means I have no objection to people poking their genitals at anything they fancy but I do think its a good idea to know in advance whether you're inserting Tab A into Slot A, Slot B or Slot C and Slot B is variable according to gender.

I don't understand but as long as we get to smooch now I'm all for it.