Giveaway Status: CLOSED (Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year to all of you!)

After my last (unsuccessful) job interview, I'm thinking sometimes would be great to have Jedi mental powers. I'd like to say to my interviewer: "I'm perfect for the job. You're going to hire me" and hear in return: "You're perfect for the job. I'm going to hire you." So...

... TO PARTICIPATE, please tell me: if you would can use only a Jedi mind trick, what phrase(s) would you like to say and to whom? (humorous responses highly appreciated).

PRIZES:
-- Torchlight (GOG) (kindly donated by ISC)
-- Divine Divinity (GOG) (kindly donated by Densetsu)
-- Snapshot (Steam) (kindly donated by Licurg)

(please say thanks to these wonderful persons!)

RULES:
1. You must have joined BEFORE October 2012 (sorry to legit new members, this is due to scammer(s) creating multiple accounts).
2. You can enter for one of the prizes (specify which one) or several / all of them (specify the order). If you don't choose any prize(s) in your post, I'll assume that you don't want to enter.
3. Random.org, one prize for winner, re-giftting or trading are allowed.
4. The draw will be next year. ;)

I would like to dedicate the giveaway, as usual, to all those of you who make this community a friendly and warming place to stay. Thanks to all of you! :)

PS: If you see this thread is lost in the depths of the forum, I really would appreciate a small BUMP to it! ;)

I would love torchlight and +1

This is would be it: Santa, I've been a good boy and you are giving me Torclight.

Not in, just wanted to say thanks (and thanks to ISC and Densetsu).
Also, I'm sorry for your interview, but keep trying, and you'll get it!
I wish you the best of lucks! ^_^

"You've always been a duck."

Not entering, just saying :P

OK, but you should answer the question in the OP to enter the contest, you know? :D

Please edit your post accordingly. ;)

EDIT: Also, please check the prizes. Now there is a additional game. Quack! :D

Not in but this giveaway needs more prizes, check PM.

Thanks a lot for your contribution to the giveaway, Licurg. :)

EDIT: 'Snapshot' added to the OP.

+1 for the cool Idea :D

I would try my mindtrick on Thespian: "I'm the right person, you want to give me torchlight."

I'm in for Torchlight ;)

"You're the right pers..." Wait, what? No way! :D

(BTW, if someone else are thinking to use his/her newfound Jedi powers on me to get some game(s) for him/herself, you should know my Vulcan mind is well trained against such feeble attempts...) ;)

talking to random.org:
"You will draw me for Divine Divinity" :)
thanks for giveaway guys :)

It was worth a try :D

"Yes I will stop making more Call of Duty games and start working on Alpha Centaur 2 right away."

Best day ever.

Do want Divine Divinity btw.

Haha, highly creative, I'm in!

Me (with my Jedi powers) to GOG.com: "You want to give away Ultima VII as your survey reward next year..."

...but will it work? We shall see...

In for Torchlight (as my number 1 choice) or Snapshot (as my secondary choice).

+1, thanks!

I had a really pretty looking interviewer once. Was really nervous because it was my first serious one so I thought of that movie cliche of a trick: imagine them naked. Well that really didn't work good. Then I really thought I'd like to read one's mind. Would have really helped to hear what they were thinking. Probably was of the sorts: Oh, no, not newbies again, i hate them! I wonder if (insert name here) likes me/would get the sack/promotion. What pants should I wear for tonights gala? Shall I wear pants at all? I wonder if i ask him to go to the shop and buy me something or fetch me a soda he would buy it it was part of the interview? On the other side i would know what was I doing wrong. I really tried hard not to laugh at one moment when they asked me to draw a line and a circle in AutoCAD because i wished for it when the asked what program was that. Felt really strange then.
And after that wall of text:
Entering for Divine Divinity and Snapshot in that order.
~using mind trick to get the prize~

"You will give gog rights to sell System Shock 2"

In for Torchlight