In the darkest night
across the northern land
into the morning light
riders approaching
in death or victory
destruction is at hand
the truth or fantasy
the armies are marching

Standing face to face
in the battlefield
this is the gathering of evil

Demon master
towards hells gate we ride
the demon master
today there'll be no light
the demon master

It might be the grave or the path to hell
a true king or slave time will tell
I will taste the blood from my brother’s blade
guilty flesh will rot on the final crusade

Standing face to face
in the battlefield
this is the gathering of evil

Demon master
towards hells gate we ride
the demon master
today there'll be no light
the demon master

Come to me my little friend
and I'll show what hell is like

Come take my hand, come take my hand
together we'll ride through the darkest land
come take my hand
together we'll ride through darkness
tonight

Demon master
towards hells gate we ride
the demon master
today there'll be no light
the demon master

Iron Fire's The Demon Master

Cheers Grargar, awfully nice of you - +1 for the choice of song.

Here's a German one:

'Schlaflied' by Die Ärzte

Schlaf, mein Kindchen, schlafe ein
Die Nacht, sie schaut zum Fenster rein
Der runde Mond, er hat dich gerne
Und es leuchten dir die Sterne
Schlaf, mein Kleines, träume süß – bald bist du im Paradies

Denn gleich öffnet sich die Tür, und ein Monster kommt zu dir
Mit seinen elf Augen schaut es dich an
Und schleicht sich an dein Bettchen ran [(Buh!)]
Du liegst still da, bewegst dich nicht
Das Monster zerkratzt dir dein Gesicht
Seine Finger sind lang und dünn, wehr dich nicht, 's hat keinen Sinn
Und es kichert wie verrückt, als es deinen Hals zudrückt
Du schreist, doch du bist allein zu Haus
Das Monster sticht dir die Augen aus
Dann bist du still und das ist gut
Es beißt dir in den Hals und trinkt dein Blut
Ohne Blut bist du bleich wie Kreide
Dann frisst es deine Eingeweide
Dein kleines Bettchen vom Blut ganz rot
Die Sonne geht auf und du bist tot

Schlaf, mein Kindchen, schlaf jetzt ein
Am Himmel stehn die Sternelein
Schlaf, mein Kleines, schlafe schnell
Dein Bettchen ist ein Karussell
Schlaf, mein Kindchen, schlaf jetzt ein
Sonst kann das Monster nicht hinein

Well here it is... Fred's about summing it up for me here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout

Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah
Get outta here monster!
Monster! monster!
Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a naughty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door!
Don't wanna see that monster no more!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a modern dance
When it comes into a room
People hit it with a broom

Take that monster! take that monster!
Take it! take it! take that you awful thing!
Take that aaah! take that aaah!
Take it! take it! take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants on the other side of france
But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

Monster! monster! oh gee, a great big monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun
When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare
The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek
When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing
And i thought dinosaurs were extinct

Once again, some great stuff posted, and thanks for all the entries. Congrats to our resident mountain bum, budejovice, who was chosen by random.org to receive the game. Enjoy!

Not sure if anyone is going to need giveaways, what with the deals in the current Summer Sale, but stay tuned anyway for the next Hobbit giveaway!

Many thanks Coelocanth! This summer sale feels like the luck of the irish sale to me. :)

Happy birthday!