When they said that band one direction was five Justin Bieber's mixed into one, and made it sound like a good thing. THATS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN.

That's your fault for watching breakfast television. That's basically self-harm.

Here is an antidote to your reckless behaviour. First your must purge yourself of Bieberphile thoughts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znTePlBZE2Y

Then you must watch a real news show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

Sorry, I'm feeling quite random today.