You know what they say about assumptions...

Strippers or Games ?
Strippers! Lesbian Strippers!

You couldn't pay me enough to bang a stripper. I worked at a strip club for a short while...the vast majority of those chicks are absolute whores (sometimes literally) and/or serious serious junkies.

What, so they'd be too busy with each other to interrupt your game? Good plan

That would be enough to interrupt my game ;)

Yes, I do know. Let's not forget it makes an arse out of both of us. ;)

Games. Strippers are basically distractions, as paying attention to one will give you nothing but a temporary diversion. You're better off trying to win that money.

What they should have done is had a comparative analysis of ingame strippers vs real strippers. Have them go to a strip club in GTA4 and have real strippers standing by

games.
don't understand the appeal of strippers. sure. first time it was fun. yay for strip club. but after novelty run off really what's the point...
so games are simply better cause strippers are boring.

You know, funny and true story, I got that joke this year. Dead serious. A friend of mine always says it, and she stresses the U and ME parts, and I finally realized it was a play on the spelling of assumptions root word. True story.