I don't think that I would be able to become a Jedi :( In any case, I'm too old to become a padawan.
So...
I would save up my republic credits and make my way to Tatooine to become a pod racer... (which might be difficult since republic credits are no good there)
Either that or I would volunteer to be a crew member on a smuggler ship :P
There is one thing that has always bothered me about some of those ships though : anyone ever notice a bathroom on the Ebon Hawk?

One things for sure, I wouldn't install toilets for the Empire!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog

Why did it not post my post?
Of course, it gets that one...

I'd be a mook in a Tatooine mob of sorts. Green skinned space babes, here I come!

What would I do?

That would depend on exactly whose version of Star Wars I found myself in. I'd probably just off myself if I had to spend more than five minutes in a world where Jar Jar exists. :P

I'd walk in to the bar where the Cantina band were playing....then walk out again.

Find a Twi'lek wife.. :)

I'll second that.


Most likely be a rebel, smuggler or drifter around the outer rims. I'm not a big fan of the more central planets in Star Wars kind of like that wild west backwater feel of Tatooine and planets like that. Though more then anything avoid Nal Hutta. I'm not a big fan of Hutts.

Join the Imperial Commandos and where those badass armor:

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/248/5/3/imperial_commando_by_kleino-d48y65b.jpg

Geez, I haven't pondered this since elementary school... back then there was only one thing to do: join the Alliance.

All I know is, that I would be better at doing everything, then those people in the movies can do.
"Look I can use the force to move this star desroyer".... yet you struggle to kill someone in a gruellying fight, when all you had to do was force move a blood vessel in their brain?
I would so be better force user then anyone previously in the entire star wars universe, non-cannon universe, or any other star wars universe.

I would invent the "tri-gun", it would shot 3 things at once, and NO single libsabre can reflect 3 seperate non-linear points.
All they could hope to do is dodge. And get rich off of my "jedi and sith killer" weapon.



If I was an illegal drug taker, I'd be like "this isn't my drugs officer" ~waves hand.

Leia. Admittedly that's more of an answer to "whom would you do?". Screw the whole padawan thing. The second Jedi we were ever introduced to was Luke who somehow managed to become da boss of jedis at age ~30 (?) and without that whole pathetic internship non-sense.

Well that's because there was no one to mentor him! Obi-Wan is toasted on the Death Star and Yoda dies of old age. Who the hell was he supposed to be the Padawan of, his father!?

Think before you make these sort of posts friend. :P

Oh shit, I should have thrown a "Spoiler Warning" in there. :D

How does that have anything to do with anything? He became a jedi without going through any rituals and shit so you clearly don't need it to become a jedi. That's all I'm sayin'.

He needed to face his father. That's a ritual....kind of.

Just to make sure, you know I'm having this argument with tongue in cheek, right?

Join the Empire and restore Order to the Galaxy!