ambient_orange: i dont know why u hate uwe boll so much.But i really liked bloodrayne movies and postal.
michaelleung: Are you serious? Are you seriously serious you liked it?
But if you're joking, I'll play along.
LEAVE UWE ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN BEING TOO! HE'S JUST GERMAN, THAT'S ALL!
I found the perfect way to watch an Uwe Boll film:
1. Have it on the TV 5 or 6 feet to the side of your PC, just enough off to the side that you can just barely see it in your peripheral vision
2. Play a game while it's on
3. Read and respond to 3 or 4 forums, at the same time as #2.
4. Have 5 or more ongoing conversations of your IM of choice (or 2 IM's in my case), at the same time as #2, and #3.
5. Eat a meal or snack, including beverage of choice
I was doing this at the time one of the digital freeview channels were showing "Alone In The Dark" one night, and while being so distracted, the film actually looked to be fairly good...queueueueue me downloading it a day or so later to watch properly.
I'm still waiting on "Doctor" Boll[ocks] to refund that 90-odd minutes of my life back!!