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Missed that, thanks.

Dzsono on this place is interred
That much you may have inferred
His many affairs
And family that cares
Was so much more than he deserved



Damn, limericks are hard! +1 for the giveaway

I give up. I just can't do it. This is the best I can come up with:

Here lies a lad,
who was fond of his top-class brand hat,
not too much - just a tad.
But one day, the wind blew it off,
and the truth was exposed: t'was a knock-off!
So the lad cried out in woe
and blinded by shame run head-first into a hoe.

Thanks for the giveaway and +1!

Okay, I enjoy this sort of thing, so I made a few of them, trying to interject the same humor/puns that were in all those games. Let me know if you catch them all :)

(I can explain them if needed)

1) ***official entry is part 1***
Woe to the man named Braussie
whos life ended quite saucy
He crossed baba yaga
Thus ending is saga
in frog butter sauce yaga gnawed, see?

2)
Here lies an angry poor sod
Who never received any laud
With great turmoil
He cursed the soil
Now lying here, oh poor sod!

3)
Here Lies A Man Once Named "Hero"
But Now He's Known As A Zero
He Lost His Bride
By His Own Pride
Without Her, Hero's Now "0".

4)
This was a man who had farted
But realized he had just sharted
He shook his pants
near some fire ants
And now he's dearly departed


.... okay, I'll stop. I could do this all day :) Let me know if you want me to write more :)

Oh, and if I win, give the prize to Ian :P

EDIT: I realized that there's only supposed to be 1 epitaph, but i posted 4. You can disqualify me if you want :-p

EDIT 2: leaving them on there, but #1 is the official entry, though 3 is my fav :)

No worries, just pick one you think is the best and say which one is your entry. Also, you can change your entry as many times as you want before the contest ends.

The ashes that rest in this urn
come from Avles, whose apartment did burn
Playing Civilization
he said, with hesitation,
"I'll escape-- after just one more turn!"

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And the winner is... Avles!

There were other good entries, but I think this tombstone limerick stood above others by delivering a good punchline.

Congratulations, Avles! You have won a diploma from the Famous Adventurers' Correspondence School! Report to Spielburg for your first assignment.

Congratulations Avles :D

thank you Mrstarker, that was fun :D