I really wanted to win something here, write something funny... I was convinced that I was a wit... turns out I was only half right :/

Either way, I don't have a lost of demotivationals, youtube clips or lolcats so I will just leave a happy birthday for you instead :)

Once upon a time, there was a little green frog. He jumped from one leaf to the other and was happy about his life. He liked to jump to a special place with trees as the sun was often too hot for his skin. He liked this place a lot. But his friends never went with him. So he just sat there and looked out for some flies. Some day, he wondered where these red trees come from. He thought a while - and then went on catching little insects. Suddenly, he thought about his wonderful life, how easy it was to fill his stomach. He just began to sing and out of nothing his life was over. By the way: he never got to know what these red trees really were ...

Happy birthday, mate!

Happy birthday. Good health, success, and prosperity to you friend. I do not have anything funny at the moment, but I kind of like the Dilbert comic from Feb 20: http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2011-02-20/

Happy Birthday - What could be better than Riverdance Monkeys

Welp, hmm... does right now count as outside the time requirements? I think so, but hopefully you'll be willing to overlook that in deference to the awesomeness I shall bestow.

[url=]www.sydlexia.com[/url]

Bad spelling, bad language, and some truly appalling personal viewpoints, but an absolutely GREAT selection of articles covering elements of gaming and general pop culture from the early/mid 80's on. He doesn't update as much as he used to any more, but there's no end of entertainment value on the site.

Read and enjoy.

Your link just returns back to this thread.

:(

Let's try this again:

SydLexia

You'll only "get" this if you know who Archie & Edith Bunker are...but its funny.

P.S. Happy Birthday!

An oldie but a goodie from this site: http://xkcd.com/123/

Gotta love a good Bond reference...

Oh, Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Whatever you do, never say no to panda.

Happy birthday to you!

If you don't consider the linked video funny, I'll claim that EA is a kind, open company.
Sorry, can't pull a better joke than that *grins*.

If I Were A Deep One - Lovecraft parody of If I Were a Rich Man from Fiddler on the Roof.

I'm sure it's not, but my guess for the album title is Ghost Reveries.

Also, Happy B'day :)

Yeah, Scandinavian Black Metal was my initial throught too ... I've had a look at discographies of bands like Opeth, Dimmu Borgir and Kreator, but haven't come up with anything that fits yet!

I'll guess at Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet?