I enjoyed the Twilight movies.

I was 22 years old my first time and it was with a woman significantly older than me.

The peculiarities of young women always gave me a hard time.

Dating them nearly drove me to madness.

For a time, I wondered if things might have been simpler if I had been gay.

Clearly, I was never meant to reproduce in civilized times.

I am the walrus.

Coo coo ca choo.

In all seriousness...

I like one Taylor Swift song. I mean, I wouldn't buy it or anything, but it didn't make me want to commit suicide.

I've never told anyone this, but I was born without an accent.

I am the main male character in all the 50 Shades of Gray books!

What exactly did you think was good? I'm genuinly curious as I couldn't find a single thing that was even 'mediocre' in the first one.

I doubt you were alone with that thought.

No wait...I know what the fox says!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

I don't like wearing hats.

I love the jubblies.

I am the Red Power Ranger.

Secrets, secrets? Umm...
No secrets, but I have some embarrassing life stories. I guess the best one is having 'lost out' on sleeping with a girl who had a HUGE crush on me in my late teens because I took her to a McDonalds for a first date. Safe to say she did not want to go much further. Yet at least I learnt that how ever easy I might think the girl to be, a good meal is a must if I want to see her naked at some point. Explains a lot. It really does.

That's nothing. I kidnapped and killed Daisy Armstrong, and left Cassetti to take the blame.

I kidnapped Santa.

Nah.

Not one bit.