???? ARE YOU CRAZY ????
There is overweight immortal overly generous borderline pedophile lunatic buzzing around the skies in a giant sled loaded down with mysterious packages (WMDs no doubt) which is being powered soley by some sort of twisted freak mutant deer capible of defying the laws of physics as were set down by the greatest minds our race has ever known...

AND YOU want to know why He is BEING TRACKED!!!

I can't use an ATM without being monitored and you ask why monitor Santa! National Securtiy my friend. NATIONAL SECURITY!!