There are only two ways in which we can account for a necessary
agreement of experience with the concepts of its objects: either
experience makes these concepts possible or these concepts make
experience possible.

Immanuel Kant,

*owned* - not an entry -

"Playing Dragon Age 2 is a lot like anal sex. I felt obligated to try it, but it was too painful to continue." - Velour Velvet

"I prefer some interactivity in my entertainment. Like Choose-Your-Own-Adventure pornography."

I'm not entering, but I have to say those Civ quotes with Leonard Nimoy are amazing. "Catch a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a life time."

Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to they're level then beat you with experience

What do you call a 25+ year old living at home? A single Parasite.

Jokingly between me and a friend about a good friend going into medical school:

"What kind of doctor do you think he'd be, one that looks at a chart and says 'Oh, well there's your problem and here's how to help fix it' or one that looks at your chart and says 'Huh, what's this mean right he-ya know what, I'm sure it's nothing, so stop your coughing and whining. If you could come back in a week or so we might need to reinstall your brain though...' "

*Edit - left out a detail or two*

"You can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." --Tarquin(Order of the Stick #720)

Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted

You are now the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you will ever be.

Popular polish proverb:

"What Johnny does not learn, John will not know"

I prefer the alternative:

Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, He'll be warm for the rest of his life...

lol another civilization quote
TECH ECONOMICS:
“Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe.”
– Albert Einstein

"think fast, click faster"

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.

- The Coda