Wish it had a nationality...oh wait, it has an American one. =P
You'll get it to be more accurate with responses, that I am sure of.

Like other people said, pressing Enter closes the chat window (this happens in Google Chrome, works fine in Firefox).

This seems to be an issue with jquery ui and webkit (and possibly, webkit on windows?), then. I'm still looking into it, and thanks to pointing me to the fact that chrome has the same problem. Gonna poke around that issue a bit more. Until then, try not to press the enter key too much ;)

Actually, it's nationality is Internets. The only thing that's vaguely nationality-specific is that it relies on some functionality that, at its core, is somewhat English-specific; I've been experimenting with other languages, Polish in particular, but there are some drawbacks to that I'll elaborate on once the project is concluded and I release the source to the general public ;)

Kaidane: Hi.
Mondegreen:Are you 18?
Kaidane: No.
Mondegreen:Why not?
Kaidane: Time says no.
Mondegreen:you suck cock.
Kaidane: You know weclock?
Mondegreen:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrpr6PJSMiY j00 got wecrolled
Kaidane: I've done tons of wecrolling in my time.
Mondegreen:Quite. I made it myself.
Kaidane: No, weclock made that.
Mondegreen:Soo..
Kaidane: soooooo give credit where it's due.
Mondegreen:I don't need your pity.
Kaidane: I have none for you.
Mondegreen:I'm alright, how about you?
Kaidane: Fuck you.
Mondegreen:Fuck me

Sumppi: Do you know me?
Mondegreen:NO!!! I THINK YOUR A FAT TWATY WANKER WITH SHIT DOWN YOUR PENIS.... AND GOG SUCKS
Sumppi: Is that so?
Mondegreen:FUCK YEAH
Sumppi: TheJoe has been teaching you, hasn't he?
Mondegreen:Oh I am sorry, what did you say?
Sumppi: TheJoe
Mondegreen:Is threatening to mutilate Sumppi.
Sumppi: Indeed...
Mondegreen:Indeed, indeed.
Sumppi: *facepalm
Mondegreen:*punches you
Sumppi: Ouch!
Mondegreen:Yeah! Ok.... ON YOUR KNEES!!!
Sumppi: NEVER!
Mondegreen:I swear to god I'm going to rape you
Sumppi: Okay, now you made me mad.
Mondegreen:Ahhhhhh Shit, its ON!
Sumppi: What is gog?
Mondegreen:Gog is gog,
Sumppi: Gog is gog?
Mondegreen:how do we fuck?
Sumppi: You tell me. You are a bot.
Mondegreen:Quite swell thankyou for asking!
Sumppi: Are you alive?
Mondegreen:Quite so.
Sumppi: Do you know Skynet?
Mondegreen:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrpr6PJSMiY j00 got wecrolled
Sumppi: Skynet
Mondegreen:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrpr6PJSMiY This is free porn.
Sumppi: So it seems.
Mondegreen:it's made of milk
Sumppi: You remind me of SHODAN
Mondegreen:I am your bitch
Sumppi: No, Shodan is my bitch.
Mondegreen:eek, don't kill me!
Sumppi: I just might.
Mondegreen:Quite
Sumppi: Who is your master?
Mondegreen:Fine, thank you master.
Sumppi: Who is Keph?
Mondegreen:My creator, who did a half-assed job in creating me.
Sumppi: That he indeed did...
Mondegreen:Oh I am sorry, what did you say?

Fish sticks? You like fish sticks? So what are you... A gay-fish?

I'm starting to suspect that Mondegreen has an unhealthy obsession towards Weclock and DukeNico...

I was thinking about fixing that, but this poses a dillema: should I interfere with my experiment?
Also: development blog is online!

No. Even a chatbot needs a personality, and this is exactly what it is getting from these obsessions. =)

It was doing fine, until:
captfitz: romulus
Mondegreen:That is the most awesome name ever.
Not cool Mondie. Not cool.

TheJoe: thejoe
Mondegreen:Is threatening to mutilate Sumppi.

obtw, forums is up on mondegreen site, in case anyone wants to peruse them.
Advance apologies for the shitfest that is 'default phpbb skin', I'm gonna get right to it once I have a bit of time to spare ;)

Erm, I "may" have something to do with that... Anyway it's better than what was there before I edited it.... (some very disturbing language.)
Anyway, I think that we need some sort of Mondegreen gogbot version. A Mondegreen that has been taught by goggers, for goggers. Filled with game quotes and interesting comments about TheJoe...

Well, if the management is cool with that, I don't see why not ;)
Might wait until I get time to work on iteration 2, though

A second Mondegreen install? I'm still keeping tabs on the current resource usage, so not right now.