Sofa of Fortune - About a Vietnam vet poking his hand down the back of his trusty sofa and having a damn good rummage.
Company of Herons - Probably the finest bird migration simulator ever made.
Supreme Dance Commander - Another Activision cash cow.
Pray - Aliens come to Earth in a gigantic semi-organic spherical ship and try to convert people to their religion.
Rainbow 5: Go To Vegas - An attempt to win over the gay community. Less said the better.

Idiots? I'd say the idiots are the ones playing it like a barbie funhouse.
What fun is there in watching a bunch of computer people taking dumps and picking their noses when they could be screaming in agony and cursing your cruel deeds?

Get Left 4 dead, mod it, have fun - Left 4 Teletubbies

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Maybe a Sesame Street game?
Chess?
Checkers?
What the fuck man?

You're in luck, folks! We here at Technology Soft™ make only the finest in non-violent video games! You'll literally be ending your miserable existence - IN JOY!
Just check out our fall lineup!

Word Typer
We've combined all the excitement of words with the fast-paced action of typing in this heart stopping thrill ride from the guys who brought you Screen Starer!
After a lengthy legal battle with Microsoft, we will be unable to offer this AMAZING game any longer as of tomorrow, so get it while you can!
They claim we just renamed notepad.exe to WordTyper.exe but they're a bunch of lying cunts!
Features:
- Beautifully rendered plain white background with plain black letters!
- Several fonts!
- Maybe you could draw pictures with the letters if you were some kinda nerd
- They better not be violent pictures or the Technology Soft™ necromancers will bring their festering army of the undead to your house and devour your soul! Just kidding!*
Only $59.99
*We're actually not kidding.

Mouse Quest
Get ready for high adventure with Mouse Quest - The hip new action game from Technology Soft™
You play Mouseton Lazetor, a man with nothing to do but move around your computer screen and sometimes just sit still for a while! With our new Mouseoptions™ super cool action menu, you can add all sorts of AMAZING POWERS to Mouseton to ease his adventurous journey through the cyber realms! Select the mouse trails option and Mouseton will be chased by a friendly gang of murderers who want nothing more than to hug him because they like him so much even though he slept with their wives! The possibilities are endless with Mouse Quest.
Features:
- Mouseoptions™ action menu.
- Literally 5 or 6 images of the alley behind Technology Soft™ HQ! Will Mouseton be able to get by that old Hobo carcass? Buy the game to find out!
- Worried about straining your wrist from playing this fabulous game for to long? Well worry no longer! If you play Mouse Quest for more than 5 consecutive minutes, Technology Soft™ howitzer cannons will launch a barrage of death upon your home FREE OF CHARGE! Now that's value!
Only $76.95
Image Viewer 2009
Our newest masterpiece, Image Viewer 2009 is gonna the 2010 game of the year or all hell will break loose! In this fine game, you play yourself viewing any image you choose as long as it's approved by the Technology Soft™ image approval team! Simply wait outside your house until a Technology Soft™ brand tech carrier pigeon comes along and give it an image you want to view on Image Viewer 2009. It will then either bring it to our crack team of image approvalists or peck out your eyes in a terrible fit of rage! Those zany pigeons! What are we gonna do with them?
Features:
- Zoom out or in as far as you want! But don't zoom in too far or your monitor may explode and send shards of glass directly into your eyeballs! We're working on a bugfix for this and it should be ready this time next year.
- View literally any image you could ever dream of as long as it's approved by our image team! Never worry about your children viewing violent imagery again!
- Works with Mouse Quest
Only $69.69
Thank you for your time and I hope our fall lineup will bring hours and hours of agonizing fun to you and your loved ones!

Hey you forgot the link D: I want to try Word Typer...
Hello Kitty Online ;)

Impressive.

I played Free Realms with my ten year old. I really like Peggle, other than that, I generally like violence in my games.

Yes, Free Realms. Very nonviolent. But if we include MMOs that suck, then I put forward Maple Story. Well... not really "violent" violent.

So... Pray will be like that second Riddick movie? Why the heck not.
And in R5, will there be chippendale dancers?

Imagine the chippendale dancers dressed as a native American, workman, policeman, fireman and a liquid metal terminator and you've just imagined the game's player characters.

So it's like Village People: The Game?

It's a squad based tactical Village People simulator, yes. Funnily enough, I didn't think to ask how the game qualifies as tactical. I just took their word for it.

Village People: The Music: The Video: The Cover Art: The Movie: The Game?
No, can't be, I feel an urge to kick someone right now.

Sir, I shamefully admit that your post made me not only watch the video, but look at the wiki page for every single member of the group.

I love tycoon or city sim games:
Rollercoaster tycoon, theme hospital, the caesar series, anno 1602,...
Adventure games aren't violent either:
Broken sword 1&2, the longest journey, monkey island,...
Puzzle games:
World of goo, portal,...
Sure, there might be some action in some of these games but it's not what these games are about.