Remind me not to buy the new Smell-o-Vision PCI-e card when it comes to market.

FISH!!!

I shall do so:)

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Hubert Farnsworth is greatly displeased by this statement.

Good news everyone!

So a duck was reading a newspaper about a cat stuck in a tree that skips across towns covered in fluffy hats to which a window was jealous of as a bunny laughed at a talking chair that was sad he wasnt famous after all the effort he does of letting people sit on him and being used as a weapon in wrestling as a dog stole a title off a ladder where the fans were in an uproar completely hating what was going on and so the duck had a good day of swimming in the laundry basket of a fox.

What? I was told to say something :l

I've got an idea how to make modern FPS's more realistic. Instead of the red jam vision thing, the screen stays clear but the console uses a soy dispenser to spurt fake blood on players' faces. Then you have to use a vacuum cleaner that's attached to the console to suck the fake blood back in or your character dies of blood loss. It's kind of like super realistic and immersive first aid, and at the same time makes sure the console doesn't run out of fake blood.

Something.

Or you could just shoot the player. I think that was Sam Fuller's idea to make war movies truly realistic - shoot the audience.

Nothing or everything!!

BRAAAAIIIIINS....

♪ Here we go gathering nuts in May, nuts in May, nuts in... ♪

Oh, it's February ?

Dammit, Eunice, fetch mah shotgun - it's calendar huntin' season !!