One time I dreamed that I forgot to shave.

Really.

Not really a nightmare, just a what the fuck did I dream that for...I was back in high school, forgot my locker combo and I was late for a class. I haven't been to HS in over twenty years, haven't had a locker since HS, haven't even had a college class in the last 15 years, and even when I did have a locker I never forgot the damn combo, because I can remember numbers better than what I was doing five minutes ago.
I am always late, though, so that part of the weird ass dream makes sense.