That's because sarcasm doesn't translate well online since there is no emotion in text. =)
EDIT: Also was being sarcastic, genius.

Rohan15 finally deserves the game (even though he doesn't WANT the game), because he acknowledged my great sense of humor.

Umm kev desreves the game cosss........ his avatar appears to have an oven mit for a face. and because I have never ever seen him on this board before. Despite the fact he has evidently posted at least a little. Sooooooooo YEH KEV!!! he should totally win, like.

BladderOfDeath deserves the game because unlike me he isn't totally bemused by this entire thread.

Dead Space guy.

TheJoe deserves the game because he is THEJOE!
and because knowing is half the battle.

Andy_Panthro has been championing old games before GOG existed.

Delixe...because of the absolutely smashing Buddy Christ icon!!!

JudasIscariot, because I like his awesome avatar.

KavazovAngel missed out on the IRC thing, seems only fair he gets a look in

Aliasalpha deserves because, first: he's always on GOG. ALWAYS. He's here every single day (every.single.day) posting in every thread. And I like his posts, he's a very cool person with a lot of saucy humor. Also, he has the sexiest avatar on GOG (for heterosexual mans, that is). Also, but not last, he's an aussie with a beard (aha "post your picture thread"!).

Bathier deserves it because he likes Dexter, and because Dexter is awesome.

michaelleung deserves it because he has my file and it could contain incriminating evidence against me. /bribe

lol and here I was thinking michaelleung was going to walk away with a free game

ceemdee deserves it because s/he is too cool for a tagline, and is actually nothing but a yellow circle with an eye patch fetish.