A spoonerism is when you take something with two words and exchange the first letter of each word to form something new.
Here are a couple of game spoonerisms and descriptions of the games. Can you think of any?

Kack Jeane- Jeane has been slowing down the sale for hours. You are getting sleepy. You are afraid you might miss that incredible price on Painkiller. You know there are many other people in your situation. In this brand new indie point and destroy adventure, your mission is clear. You must destroy Jeane and prevent her from slowing down the sale forever! Good luck! You will need it.

Fie Tighter- In this indie platformer, you must run and jump through 100 levels that all look the same while escaping from monkeys carrying typewriters. You objective is to find the perfect tights to play a character in a great shakespeare play, and to stop all the monkeys from re-writing the play. A true Shakespearean platformer.

Nuke Dukem- As the world's greatest boxer, Nuke Dukem, you must box your way through 100 opponents in this brawler to win the ultimate Atomic Gloves boxing award. Be ready to fight and fight again to win. Put up your dukes, Nuke Dukem! There can only be one champion worthy of the Atomic Gloves!

Bumble Hundle- the hundle portion of a bumble bee's anatomy. What's a hundle? This board is PG-rated, just look it up.

Spoonerism - that's a term I haven't heard in some 30+ years...


Barlords Wattlecry: you're in a drink-mixing competition, using strange plant extracts to create The Next Big Thing and make your tavern the hottest place on the strip.

Maybe you could serve Dicewind Ale.

edit: Not a strict spoonerism, perhaps. Unsure how the rules work when there's a leading vowel.

Galdur's Bate - A fishing-themed adventure game with bad spelling, in order to win a fishing competition you've entered, you need to find the legendary Icelandic fisherman Galdur, who's invented the perfect bait. You obviously set out to find him, and subsequently try to prove worthy of using said bait.

EDIT: Last-minute change to the game removed the fishing adventure and switched it for a game where you have to stay out of the way from a bad-tempered Icelandic magician.

Roken Bage, in which you have to help the character repair a beige coat.

Mam and Sax: a jazz-blues duo solves mysteries for money in order to land a gig

Neverwinter Nights: A dnd game in which your goal is...just a second.

Take on the role of Ares, recently roused from a long slumber, and start Making Wars.

Car Fry - You get stranded in a bad neighbourhood because you forgot to check your oil and coolant levels. Naturally you have to fight your way out.

Dudge Jredd - Jredd is pissed, as he got life in the Iso-cubes. Will he walk the streets of Cega-Mity 1 ever again? Can he exact revenge on Jhief Custice Harbara Bershey who sent him away? Wrestle a Gawliver from the guards and give it to the Paw by joining the Lerps rebellion!

EDIT: My brain works better today hopefully to maybe now install some much-needed sense into that plot.

Nuke Dukem 3D: Etomic Adition

The ultimate revenge fantasy where you get to be an apprentice Pig Cop to take out Duke Nukem in a mecha suit in the final battle.

Ping of Kragon Dass: persistent lag issues plague the besieged world of Kragon Dass, and only you, a surly IT wizard, can defeat the ravening hordes, restore order to the Sorld Werver, and bring peace and prosperity once more to the villagers!

Drivateer II: The Parkening. You're a young valet attendant working your way to the top in this action-rpg-simulation.

In loving memory of HR Giger:

Sark Deed - you play as the titular Jedediah Sark, trying to figure out why his family has been framed by the company that owns the dystopian city you live in, Ultropia VII, while refusing to abide by the deed that was placed on your family's property and documents and having to hide in the seedy part of town as you plot your revenge. Critics said it's a modern take of sorts on The Count of Montecristo with Bladerunner influences. Sark Deed is an action-adventure game that involves taking a lot of photographs and has censored sex scenes every time you engage in sex mini-games with hookers.

Kungeon Deeper - A game where you must continually kungeon ever deeper, through terrifying eldritch horrors with only a flashlight and a water bottle for company.

Shains of Catinav - The brutal Russian Cat-Overlord, Catinav, oppresses all who dare oppose his furry reign of terror. Will you be the hero to seize the mysterious shains and bring freedom to the people? Or will you end up just another chewed up, spat out, hairball?

Tallout Factics - An adorable edutainment game. Race the clock and try to assemble the most facts about the tallest structures in the world into their own tower of knowledge, in this hit game popular with teachers across the board. Watch out! Not everything said is true, miss a proper fact-check and your tower could come crashing down!