Posted May 26, 2009

moonfear
Real Vallachian
Registered: Sep 2008
From Czech Republic

PieceMaker42
Old Enough
Registered: Oct 2008
From United States
Posted May 26, 2009
I always found it funny that Douglas Adams hated writing and yet he had a cult following (including me).

MasterFoobar
True Neutral
Registered: Mar 2009
From United States
Posted May 26, 2009
I traded my towel for a digital watch. :(

pqpace
is not as groovy
Registered: Nov 2008
From United States
Posted May 26, 2009
Interestingly enough, towels DO serve as useful blankets.

MasterFoobar
True Neutral
Registered: Mar 2009
From United States
Posted May 26, 2009
Indeed, towels really are very useful things. I propose that we start a list..
42 ways to use a towel...
1. a weapon
2. the wick of a torch
3. a silly bandanna
4. along with several other towels as bedding
5. an ugly sweater for your cat
6. a diaper for your child
7. a tissue for your nose
8. a tissue for other things
9. sun/heat shield for car's windshield/windows.
continue...
42 ways to use a towel...
1. a weapon
2. the wick of a torch
3. a silly bandanna
4. along with several other towels as bedding
5. an ugly sweater for your cat
6. a diaper for your child
7. a tissue for your nose
8. a tissue for other things
9. sun/heat shield for car's windshield/windows.
continue...

Maighstir
THIS KNIGHT MISLIKES THESE HEIGHTS
Registered: Nov 2008
From Sweden
Posted May 26, 2009

42 ways to use a towel...
1. a weapon
2. the wick of a torch
3. a silly bandanna
4. along with several other towels as bedding
5. an ugly sweater for your cat
6. a diaper for your child
7. a tissue for your nose
8. a tissue for other things
9. sun/heat shield for car's windshield/windows.
continue...
10. security blanket

Wishbone
Red herring
Registered: Oct 2008
From Denmark
Posted May 27, 2009
11. You can put it over your head in dangerous situations, so you won't have to see what you're doing.

tor
Registered: Dec 2008
From Norway
Posted May 27, 2009

11b. As an added benefit, this will also fend off the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. The beast is so stupid, it thinks that if you can't see it, then it can't see you either.
Post edited May 27, 2009 by tor

Thiev
Tech Commander
Registered: Jan 2009
From Other
Posted May 27, 2009
12. a makeshift sail
13. a parachute
13. a parachute

MaverickRazor
Just a Pig
Registered: Nov 2008
From United Kingdom
Posted May 27, 2009
14. a toga

michaelleung
YOU ARE ALL RETARDS
Registered: Sep 2008
From Canada
Posted May 27, 2009
15. Strangulation device

Wishbone
Red herring
Registered: Oct 2008
From Denmark
Posted May 27, 2009
16. An improvised windsock.