The forest fires are your fault. Smokey the bear commited suicide shortly after.

You remind me of Russian stacking dolls, without the charm.

If I were in room with Stalin, HItler and you and I would have a gun with two bullets...I would beat you to death with my bare hands and my two new best buddies.

Detlik, you're going to die completely alone. The only person at your funeral, besides a bored minister, will be a random necrophiliac who's biding his time until he can skull-fuck your corpse.

So you're going to come to Detlik's funeral, skomand?

The Zombies are gonna Rape you with their bones!

Your affection for zombie animals was supposed to be our secret!

Yup Novotnus, I'm a bored minister.

About here is where I'm supposed to come in with a witty quip about your mum, but I honestly don't think you're worth the effort.

That's because you have a lower IQ than a pigeon

And you have an IQ lower than a toast.

While your IQ is three-digit - after the comma.

^is ill-bred because uses commas instead of dots to indicate decimal places.

Your all inbred

A dot is used to end something, a comma to separate. Every first grader knows that. Well - almost every.

Edit: qre3o was faster, I let it stand anyway - follow-up picks his poison.