Pika Pika...? ^_^

You know I am surprised no one made a Pokemon clone for Phones and Tablets....cause that will really kill pokemon.

I'm pretty sure every Pokemon in existence except for the artificially-created ones like Mewtwo are actually very creative Dittos who decided to team up just to troll humankind. The entire world is just a giant Ditto hierarchy based on making every human look like a complete idiot. This also explains why there are Pokemon in different regions that could pass for pretty much carbon clones of each other--two Ditto factions from regions that aren't normally in contact with each other both got the same idea. Instead of getting into a giant war and blowing their cover, though, they just decided to keep the variety to give it a facade of realism.

It also makes Bill look like a complete moron, since he explicitly studies Pokemon DNA and apparently still hasn't caught on to the scheme.

I'm pretty sure every new Pokemon game is merely retconning the previous games in terms of biodiversity.

I knew this girl who referred to her nether region as Pikachu.

I said, "There's only one response to that - henceforth I am Pokemon!"

Pity you're Irish :P
World War Pokemon! :D
http://www.gamesradar.com/what-would-happen-pokemon-rebelled/

The first two generations can technically be considered the worst out of all of them.

Don't get me wrong, I still like Red-Yellow as well as Gold-Crystal, but looking back at those games they were...not that great. Pokemon Blue-Yellow was basically a glitch fest that was kind of painful to go through, some of the moves didn't work as intended (Focus Energy in Gen 1 actually cut your critical hit rate) and certain moves, some of which have status inflicting effects, made the battle completely unfair (remember the Frozen status ailment? Unless you're hit with fire or haze you're pretty much fucked). I also remember one or two Pokemon not evolving until 2-3 levels later for whatever reason.

Pokemon Gold-Crystal did fare better in some ways but also had problems. Both regions in the game aren't technically there, Kanto is half the size it originally was with NPCs going "Oh it used to be here, but no more." I also remember running into more of the previous gen Pokemon instead of the newer one. The remakes did help with some of those problems (but they got rid of the Casino >__> ).

I liked the 3rd Gen overall. Introduced abilities, pokemon traits, two vs two, and many other things that really added a lot of depth to the gameplay. Secret bases were a nice touch...even though they were useless (but allowed for friends to occupy other spaces and battle their NPCs). I'd personally take this Gen over the first two. I loved both of the first two gens but many for nostalgia and that I grew up with them.

But once I'm done with the Pokemon games I've bought I'll be looking forward to the 6th Gen games.