Posted December 21, 2012
Holiday Sale Day 10: Santa Snapped!
Nervous, true. Very, very dreadfully nervous I had been--and am!--but why will men say that I am mad? Above all, the sense of hearing was acute--and the sounds, oh, the sounds of the little elves sawing, hammering, nailing, tacking--night and day, day and night.
It is not madness, no! They play their symphony in wood and metal and plastic and tinsel each night and I--master over the elves, ruler of the arctic kingdoms--I will finally play them my symphony. A symphony of blood! Now to rend, to rip, to tear, to feast! Muahahahaha!
--Kris "Kutter" Kringle
Uh, oh, kids. It seems like Blood (One Unit Whole Blood), Blood 2: The Chosen, Postal: Classic & Uncut, Postal 2: Complete, Carmageddon Max Pack, and Painkiller Black Edition, all together for just $11.94 on GOG.com for the next 24 hours--that's 75% off the full price!
Gamma may have gotten run over by a reindeer, but that's no reason to worry about Santa. It's probably just a phase. Pick up these great games and keep indoors, blasting away the bad guys, just to be safe.
If you hear a jolly, "Ho, Ho, Ho," though, you should probably run.
Nervous, true. Very, very dreadfully nervous I had been--and am!--but why will men say that I am mad? Above all, the sense of hearing was acute--and the sounds, oh, the sounds of the little elves sawing, hammering, nailing, tacking--night and day, day and night.
It is not madness, no! They play their symphony in wood and metal and plastic and tinsel each night and I--master over the elves, ruler of the arctic kingdoms--I will finally play them my symphony. A symphony of blood! Now to rend, to rip, to tear, to feast! Muahahahaha!
--Kris "Kutter" Kringle
Uh, oh, kids. It seems like Blood (One Unit Whole Blood), Blood 2: The Chosen, Postal: Classic & Uncut, Postal 2: Complete, Carmageddon Max Pack, and Painkiller Black Edition, all together for just $11.94 on GOG.com for the next 24 hours--that's 75% off the full price!
Gamma may have gotten run over by a reindeer, but that's no reason to worry about Santa. It's probably just a phase. Pick up these great games and keep indoors, blasting away the bad guys, just to be safe.
If you hear a jolly, "Ho, Ho, Ho," though, you should probably run.
