Probably not the winning video, but it should at least produce a chuckle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xChnOkDYdxk

Little Timmy's cat dies, and he asks his father:

-Daddy, what happened to our cat?
-Well son, she's gone to Heaven.
-But why are her legs facing upwards?
-That way, Jesus can swoop in and take her.


A few weeks later, the father comes home:

- DADDY, DADDY, mommy almost DIED!
-What? What do you mean mommy almost died?
-Well she was on her back in the kitchen,with her arms and legs upwards, yelling "GOD! GOD!" Thankfully, the mailman was there to hold her down.

Just watch this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLvnXIu664

That's what she said!

This type of video always makes me smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvJKW2oYoI

I hope your problems get fixed eventually. And thanks for the giveaway!

Terminator 2: The Opera. I love the accent.

could be worse, you could be unemployed, living with your family and everyone giving you the look every day. great now i feel moody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4yoy_rRXKQ
I think this is the third time I'm posting this on the forums... I should be ashamed.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I have my old webcomic (that nobody read): http://hellno.thecomicseries.com/
It's on hiatus right now and don't know if it's funny enough :P

The definitive version of Bambi never fails:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8

I thought this was funny (watch through to the end):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-7bQezFZ44

Hope things cheer up for you!

Thanks for the giveaway.

A free game you say? I must say good sir, an object of entertainment for the value of 5.99 of the American currency being so kindly donated to one of the wonderful people lurking around on this virtual forum is just lovely.

I'm not to well acquinted with telling jokes but being random is a thing I'm good at, so have at thee!:

A blue and white table said to my physics teacher that the world is a place filled with coins of pyramids and that is what keeps the smurfs from using the powers of harmonicas to utilize their space beers. The physics teacher respond was: "The meaning of life, the universe and everything is 42, which makes all points made by a talking table invalid in the court of law". This made the dragon empire who were eavesdropping take their magnetic mallet made of "flubber" and slay the beast of the sink, Dirk. An upside down lobster looking to the left then said: "And that is how the Universe was made". Then the lobster, which now had turned from green to violet, imploded. The implosion created a black hole of such a huge mass that it made Pokémon appear on the surface of Mars.

Have a great one and live a good life!

i think this is old but i'm always smiling when i see them ;)

1) http://youtu.be/GHRVzNLxTiU

2) http://youtu.be/BS_ymlNhj64

and keeping finger crossed ;)

As Qurius has said, the Ultimate Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. This is widely speculated to have been a joke on God's part.

The Ultimate Question is unknown, but empirical experiments have pointed to it being "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" This actually makes sense if you work in a base-13 numerical environment, but God himself has said, "Seriously, nobody makes jokes in base-13."

this still brings a smile to my face:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTyazRgNZEo


Monty Python: Four Yorkshiremen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

one of my favorite bits from Red Dwarf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

Oh and one of my favorite bits from Death in the Wyrd Sisters(Discworld) just skip to 3:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHnNR9LwAdo

This baby always makes me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HttF5HVYtlQ