IT2013: (note: The reason you had that hallucination a little earlier about the passageway being on fire is because that book you licked earlier had some hallucanogens on it. You resolve never to lick a book again... unless it looks particularly tasty.)
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Clhulhu wakes up, looks around to assess the situation, and says, "You are trapped in here with me! And I won't let you out unless you solve my riddle! Or I might kill you even if you do solve my riddle. It sucks to be you right now!"
"Wait a minute," you say. "I thought riddles were something that leprechauns did, not Cthulhu!"
"Silence, you fool!" says a very angry Cthulhu. "Answer my riddle, or you're dead."
"The riddle is..."
John has some chickens that have been laying him plenty of eggs. He wants to give away his eggs to several of his friends, but he wants to give them all the same number of eggs. He figures out that he needs to give 7 of his friends eggs for them to get the same amount, otherwise there is 1 extra egg left.