"bangs table"

Alright, class! Today, the administration has decided to try out a new rewards system: prizes for homework. I don't normally agree with this type of thing, but considering they're in charge, I might as well do it.

The prize is a Humble Bundle code for Receiver.

To enter, you need to do two things:

1. Enter only if you want the game, or if you want to give it to someone who also really wants to game. You can enter for said person.

2. If you want enter completely, you have to say "Present, sir!" If not in, you have to say, "Can't be bothered, sir."

Extra credit (entries) will be given if you write a paragraph about why you want the game. Not required at all, but if you really want it, you have to earn it.


This giveaway ends on Monday. Class dismissed!

Can't be bothered sir. I'm just here to pick up japanese schoolgirls.

can't be bothered sir. I already received two copies of receiver *snickers*

Detention!

Hey, as long as I can take these two with me *hugs japanese schoolgirs* I'll go wherever.

"sends schoolgirls to other classroom"

"points harshly to detention room"


Now, Mr. sunshinecorp!

My grandfather BUILT this school! You'll see! You'll see!
*runs out*

bump

Come on class, this assignment isn't hard!

(bump)

I got like way too many keys too, just ask me if you want one.

*walks back into the dark classroom holding <insert plausible integer here> giggling japanese schoolgirls*

"Shhhh... alright, seems the nutty professor's gone. Turn on the lights and pour us some booze!"

"Turns on lights"

Party's over.

You and me both!

Motherf.. DO YOU SLEEP HERE?!

Don't you know? ALL teachers are nocturnal!