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Barefoot_Monkey: Surely we can come up with butter puns than this
Yeah, cerealsly. Put in a little more effort, please...
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Barefoot_Monkey: Surely we can come up with butter puns than this
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Randalator: Yeah, cerealsly. Put in a little more effort, please...
Oh, I don't know. I think they rise to the occasion, and we should continue to egg them on.
This kneads more attention, people are loafing off!
you could say it's wheated our appetites.
LOL! THIS IS AMAZING so we got a game with rocks, cliff horse, goat simulator, tree simulator, water simulator, cat simulator, WHAT NEXT?? AIR? :D lol gaming of 2014 is somewhat amusing this year ;)
omg I loaf this game! Butter not let this one pass you by!

God I'm terrible at puns... the reviews are great though:

"The best game where you control a piece of bread that I've ever worked on. 10/10 would bread again."

"I love the game so far, but it needs a free roam mode were you can go crazy and dont have to worry about touching the floor or losing all your edibility, just to roam around and play for fun." Wait, what?

"No. No. No. This game is just nauseating.Don't get me wrong, I love the idea..."

" If you've ever dreamed of riding a skateboard as a sentient piece of bread, this is the game for you!"

"This game is hard and emotional."

"Rolled over, broke a jar of jelly, fell off the table onto a skateboard, used my spider bread powers to climb up a wall."
I loaf this thread -- it had me rolling with laughter (not really -- many of the jokes and comments are too corny).

Rye oh rye do I bother to post in these seedy little threads? Dough I look like a gluten for punishment?

(OK -- that's enough! This post is awful enough as it is!)
we're all waiting for the game to be properly baked.
Well, I got my buns over to Steam to check out the page. The most shocking part is that this wasn't posted on April 1st.

Rye, oh rye did they make this? And it's being sold early, it's not even toast yet.
All that yeast has made for a new low in cultural entertainment methinks.
Wheat's going on around here?!?
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Momo1991: http://store.steampowered.com/app/327890/

Ok, bring on the jokes... yeah, sock em to me cause my "wry" sense of humor needs to flour some new mad skillz - or at least lots of bad puns...

Get posting, peeps! Show GOG how much we knead this game here!
My first thought when watching the trailer was that it seemed similar to Surgeon Simulator 2013 (the PC in the game looked similar), then it turns out it is made by the same folks. :) I enjoyed Surgeon Simulator 2013 and would get this one too if it doesn't cost a lot of dough.