Two fingers in the throat.

That's too easy. They actually take a pizza cutter to your stomach. This is to ensure that people can't later complain that the revocation tool didn't work. Although it does increase the need for support staff.

hi there troll.I have a gift for you.
[uruk throws a fireball at rohan]
now that its out of the way.
now lets see where that paladin city is at again.. [uruk takes out a map] There a camp of orc sell swords near by. I think its time we hire them. that should take only a hour to hire the orcs. then 6 more to get to paladin city.