You bought orange juice and inside was apple juice :S

You've seen a being of light ... without passing to a better (after)life?

You're born.

You've won a lawsuit... because the lawyer of the opposing party was a complete incompetent?

Russian hackers did it again, as they did with 2nd game from the series. Half-Life 3 has seen its early release in Russia, today! I'm guessing you're already playing it.

You dug up a dinosaur bone?

A dozen soldiers were marching on Red Square. A dog ran to their leader and humped him on the left leg. With all their training, other soldiers couldn't handle it and lauged out loud.

You became an astronaut

Erm,..you woke up this morning. You looked towards the far end of the bed and.....erm....for the first time in your life.....erm.....you know........you were proudly saluting.

Your crush greeted you.

And happy birthday. :)

You've just discovered that you're the legitimate heir of the Playboy empire?

*wink* *wink*

u logged on to find no games in your inventory !! not sure i would be amused though !

Rainbow appeared on the sky and one end of it dropped down in front of you.

You dog had 7 babies, and each of them had a star. ;)

Your coworker/boss spilled water over her shirt. She dried it, but she didn't realise now you could see through it. To your enjoyment she was sitting opposed to you the whole day.