I'm Buck Grabb, chief designer of Dork Buttontainment. We have created a technology that makes your gaming experience 100 percent better: The Exit button

We often saw people complaining "why does this game take so long to shut down lolzomgwtfbbq?" Now this has an end! What is even better: The Exit button also features Anti Poop Socking! You heard right, here are the features of it

- Convenient: The Exit button activates after a random interval between five minutes and one hour of playing and still remains absolutely invisible.
- Easy to use: Just click the mouse or press any button to activate the Exit button. No matter where you click, it activates. Or just wait five seconds.
- Fast: The Exit button immediately closes your game by using a special technology that just deletes the info in the RAM. We also do not make any savegames, so exiting the game goes a lot faster than with no-name products

If you use the Exit button in your games, you can advertise them with Infinite Replayability, because you literally need to replay them infinite times to reach the end.*

Coming soon: The PowerOff button to make your PC shut down before it even started Windows, Linux or OS X

Unfortunately, due to recent issues in Chernobyl and Fukushima our ExitPowerPlant button is no longer published, we apologise for the inconvenience.

* not available in Nebraska, if your game takes less than an hour to beat or if you use any kind of save or password system