Posted February 28, 2012
Look, I like trains. I really like trains. But I hate railway managers with a passion. They just don't understand their business at all.
The other day, I took a train to Prčice. And I did not buy a ticket. Not because I couldn't but because I didn't want to. Why? I'll tell you in a while. But anyway, I didn't buy a ticket. Whenever I mention that, some people will always go all "but that's wrong, you're stealing from the railways!" Reality check, buddy: I'm not. I'm not stealing anything. The train is still there, it has its schedule it has to follow, and it doesn't care whether I'm on board or not. And it's not like I'm taking anything off the train with me, right? From the point of view of the railway, it's like I haven't even been there, there's no loss whatsoever. And I really needed to get to Prčice, too, so why shouldn't I take this train when it's there?
But anyway, why don't I buy tickets? I would have, but I don't, for one simple reason: ticket inspectors. Man, I hate ticket inspectors. You know what they do? They treat paying customers like criminals. I'm on a train, mate, why do you need to see my ticket? Of course I have one, otherwise I wouldn't be on a train, dimwit! And what's worse, even if you buy an annual pass, hell, even a lifetime pass if such things existed, they'd still check your bloody ticket every single time you ride on a train. That's just unacceptable. It's an intrusion into my privacy, that's what it is.
So yeah. Until the railways start operating strictly on an honour-based system, I'm not buying a train ticket. If you do not listen to your customers and respect your customers, you simply don't deserve their money. End of story.
The other day, I took a train to Prčice. And I did not buy a ticket. Not because I couldn't but because I didn't want to. Why? I'll tell you in a while. But anyway, I didn't buy a ticket. Whenever I mention that, some people will always go all "but that's wrong, you're stealing from the railways!" Reality check, buddy: I'm not. I'm not stealing anything. The train is still there, it has its schedule it has to follow, and it doesn't care whether I'm on board or not. And it's not like I'm taking anything off the train with me, right? From the point of view of the railway, it's like I haven't even been there, there's no loss whatsoever. And I really needed to get to Prčice, too, so why shouldn't I take this train when it's there?
But anyway, why don't I buy tickets? I would have, but I don't, for one simple reason: ticket inspectors. Man, I hate ticket inspectors. You know what they do? They treat paying customers like criminals. I'm on a train, mate, why do you need to see my ticket? Of course I have one, otherwise I wouldn't be on a train, dimwit! And what's worse, even if you buy an annual pass, hell, even a lifetime pass if such things existed, they'd still check your bloody ticket every single time you ride on a train. That's just unacceptable. It's an intrusion into my privacy, that's what it is.
So yeah. Until the railways start operating strictly on an honour-based system, I'm not buying a train ticket. If you do not listen to your customers and respect your customers, you simply don't deserve their money. End of story.