Posting something something to win something! (I mean cossacks...)

congrats you just won a big bag of feathers. oh wait you meant cossacks

Hi there, people of the internet.

A man takes his goldfish to the vet and says 'I think my goldfish is epileptic'
The vet examines the fish, and says 'He seems fine to me'

'Wait' says the guy 'I haven't taken him out of the bowl yet'

poop

I just wanted to write that...

This post is full of Awesome Sauce. :)

Colour me interested, and thanks for the giveaway!

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Thank you reaver

is there still time?

Last night I dreamed that I killed a guy by smothering him between the ass cheeks of an unconscious girl.
A few months ago I dreamed that I rallied all the women in my old high school to a women's rights march while I was riding around on a mammoth with Oprah, yelling slogans and rallying the women. Sort of like in Total War before a battle, when the commander holds a speech.


I don't know if anyone else but me find these dreams even remotely funny, but in my defense you did say to write anything!

And after the screaming had stopped.

Guy1: You know. He was only reaching for his ID to show you.

Guy2: That may be so. But we couldn't take the chance.

Guy1: Did you really have to pepper spray him that bad?

Guy2: Well look at this way. The next time that NHK guy tries to come and collect money from my door. He'll think and keep on walking by

Tada
Humor from Japan brought to you by Solo..

Thank you for the giveaway! :)

I'm in.

Just read the email for D&D sale, came to site, drooled, and now entering a contest (if still time). Nice end to the workday.