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Just curious (not sure I can enter the contest), what are the games?

Of your choice.

I think you can redeem any game you want with it. If the codes still work, that is.

Another bump of epic proportions

And yet another bump. Tantrix? I can't decide if you're awesome or plain weird.

Here is my entry. LINK.

It's only 1 page but I hope you like it.

There's a couple ways you can verify that it was made just for this contest only - look at the first letter of every sentence.. haha.

I have a short story about the Mai Lai Massacre and a more humorous one about a cult leader.

Hm.

I may enter (all I need is to have something decent by the 27th)...

How should we deliver our fine prose?

If I ever get around to finishing anything, I'll post.

*wtf I just wrote?!?*

Here's mine.

I actually needed to write something to pad one of my assignments so I thought why not submit it here too?

My assignment actually has nothing to do with this, but I'm 90% sure nobody's really going to be reading it anyway so might as well have some fun with the extra little bit of padding.

Gentleman BEHOLD my entry

Mr. O’Malley’s Attic


My parents suck. I smashed up Mr. O’Malley’s old ratty mailbox. My punishment is dusting the old fart’s entire house for two weeks while he sits outside. He always sits outside. He’s so old he can’t really move. But he has a pile of stones he throws at us kids when we happen across his yard while playing tag or football.

‘Get off her!’ he yells and then ZING! They really hurt.

Each day, I cleaned a room for hours. He’d periodically come in and yell profanities at me. “You don’t know what you’re doing!” “Clean faster!” “You missed a whole wall!” I’ve had two weeks of his crap. Today’s my last day. And after the hell he’s put me through, I think it’s time for his punishment.

I’ll smash more than that old mailbox. I wonder what he’s got in his attic.

I climb the stairs and open the creaky old door to the attic. It’s dark with only a sliver of light shining through a vent. But it’s enough to see that he’s got four stone pedestals sitting in a circle. Each has something on it: a clump of old red crap that looks like it might have been flower petals in another life, an old yellowed piece of paper, a silver ring and a glass bottle.

He must really love this stuff.

To start, I figure I can tear up that precious paper. As soon as I touch the paper, I’m jerked back and the room fills with light. Suddenly, I see my dad. But he’s not my dad. But I know he’s my dad.

“You know, every O’Malley's for the past six generation has been in a navy. You were meant to be in the Navy. Give those Nazi’s hell.”

I drop – no – I throw down the draft notice and the room fills with darkness again.

My eyes are adjusting to the light when I stumble into a pedestal. My hand smacks into the pile of rose dust. Again the room fills with light and the dust forms up into a living rose in my hand. And I’m giving it to a beautiful girl. She’s smiling at me and I love her. I didn’t even realize I could love someone this much, but I do.

She’s wearing funny clothes, but I don’t care. I could stay in this moment forever. I’m so in love.

But then the room darkens again and the rose flings out of my hand and explodes into a cloud of fine dust.

Desperate for more of that feeling, I reach for the silver ring. Suddenly, I’m putting the ring on her hand. She’s older than before and I’m in uniform.

A priest beside me speaks. “May I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Adam O’Malley.”

A roar of cheering fills the hall and my lovely bride and I run down the aisle. I see a table filled with gifts and my mailbox is there, nestled beside some boxes wrapped in white.

I turn to look at the mailbox, but I lose connection with the ring on the pedestal and I swing up against the glass bottle.

For a moment, everything zips in fast forward. The bottle is filled with pills and I’m giving them to my young wife. She’s in bed. And the sun goes up and comes down dozens of times and the bottle gets emptied. And she gets skinnier. And paler. And then, holding the empty bottle, I’m standing in my front yard. The priest now stands in front of a hole. And men lower my bride.

Suddenly, the door flies open. “Out!” Mr. O’Malley roars. “Get out!”

Afraid for my life and stricken with the most intense sorrow I’ve ever felt, I sprint home. And I vow to save my allowance to fix up Mr. O’Malley’s old mailbox.

The Awesum Adventure

Once upon a time,in a far far a way land there lived a half cat half dog have t-rex creature called G-Plox.He usually eat tomatoes(G-Plox called them oranges for some reason),but one day a meteorite landed on gigantzor hill called Hilzen-P410.G-Plox saw it one day then he was looking for oranges,the rock was glowing,and lady guga song that used three chords over and over again.So the creature decided to lick it,the same moment when he did that,mysterious meteor from the Hilzen-P410 exploded into 5 gigantic hamster robots,they teleported to a far awey land called Utzen.Our hero decided to find those hamster and seek wisdom from them.He packed his stuff(a pac-man energy drink and an tuner with a metronome built in for some epic singing moments).Thats when the great journey began.On the first day G-Plex traveld trough the land of skittles(eating a ton,cause he was out of oranges),on the second day he went to the great rainbow land(just like in mario kart) he fell into the void few times,but strange flying turtles with cameras saved him so he didn't mind.G-Plex jumped down into the deeps of space on purpose because he knew that flying turtle are around.After the greatest hero of all went trough that,he found himself in a land of magic land of ancient religions.He chilled with the gods like Zeus,Anubis and many others,he came right in the middle of a party.G-Plex was relaxing after the long walks,but spartans from 300 challenged him to a dance off (we all knew that G-Plex accepted the challenge,right?)G-Plex began his stretching ritual of awesum.And a moment lator the dance off began.G-Plex did the most awesum dance the AIR HUMP(every one was amazed,but they did show that,because they couldn't move any part of their faces,it was that kind of level of awesum)Spartans couldn't beat that there just wasn't any dance that could beat that,they just threw their weapons on the ground and went to do the usual stuff that they do(kick random people to the gigantzor hole in the middle of sparta and all that good stuff,and i almost forgot the shouting,but u know that)So after the most awesum dance off in the existence every body was cheering and screaming.Gods for him to become the cheerleader of theirs,but he had a quest on his quest log already,after few hours he continued his journey.The goal was close,G-Plex saw the land of Utzen where the gigantic robot hamsters of wisdom we're.He wanted to learn the great secret that those creatures had to give.But the only said him one thing ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA.And thats how konami code was born.

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