If you do not know how awesome this joint is, if you have never had a chance to bite into chicken and waffle fries blessed divine, if there is none near you, you will have lived your life without fully experiencing how incredible life truly could be. No matter what else you have done. Even if you went to the moon, if you died without some Chick-fil-A, you haven't lived.

Their spicy chicken sandwich was a huge disappointment, however. I love their nuggets.

Wendy's is still the best for spicy chicken. Now if only their buns didn't disgust me.

Chik-Fil-A is indeed perfection for the mouth sent straight down from God. I could never move out of the US for fear of never seeing it again.

You lucky bastards. ;) We have McDonald's and Burger King...

Will gift games for trip to the US.

How about I just mail you some chicken nuggets?

I went to this restaurant one time and I was not really blown away.

Maybe I should go there again to see if my opinion has change.

Will they be warm?

Depends on how you open the package. The way normal people do it or the way I do it.

Chick-fil-A nuggets stay warm by the fire of an inner glow.

You put the package into your microwave?

Microwaving your mail wouldn't reveal the contents. Setting it on fire, though...

Bland, nondescript.

I prefer my chicken pulled. Wait, that doesn't sound right. Oh well, Pulled Chicken Sandwiches.

Truly a new way. But how do you get the content before it's burned?

@nondeplumage
"inner glow"? What do the chickens eat?

Never thought about that. I mostly only get junk, anyway.

Chick-fil-A is good but I'm trying to get a heart attack when I eat, that's why I eat Church's.