I may be stupid but I'm not crazy. If there is a cub emptying out the birdfeeder it means there is a mother nearby watching. I piss off the cub and I piss off the mother and then I become bear food; the bear opts to empty out me rather than the birdfeeder. :D

I treed one up in Juneau, I caught myself before I made a stupid decision to stand around and take a picture. Decided to move along as quickly as possible without appearing to run. That tourist mentality stuck in my mind for about 10 seconds before I thought are you insane...move.

Black or Grizzly?

Just a black. While I was hiking a nature trail, up ahead I saw a fuzzy blur run across and heard him climbing the tree. Looked up in the tree and a little ball of fur with a face looking down at me.

Oh okay. :D We only have Black here and trust me, if we had Grizzly, I'd move my ass back to Missouri. Those things will decapitate you out of boredom. :P

Speaking of which, hopefully you can play as different types of bears. Grizzly, Black, Brown, Polar, Kodiak, etc...each one with different strengths and weaknesses. Then have bear fights: Polar bear vs the Grizzly.

Baby polar bear goes up to his father and ask, "Dad am I really a polar bear?"
Dad says, "Of course you are!"
Baby says, "Are you totally sure?"
Dad says, "What a silly question, of course you're a real polar bear!"

Baby goes up to his mother and ask, "Mom am I really a real polar bear?"
Mother says, "Didn't you just ask your dad that?"
Baby says, "Yes."
Mother says, "And what did he tell you?"
Baby says, "He told me I am."
Mother says, "Well then what's the problem!? Yes, of course you are a real polar bear! Why on Earth would you possibly think you aren't?"
Baby says, "Because I'm fucking freezing!"

Polar bear existentialism? How about Penguin existentialism?

So many gold ideas in this thread.

Mosquito sim, maybe?
Get your daily blood supply, avoid being swatted. Bonus for spreading nasty diseases.

Oh my goodness, that joke exists in English as well! O_0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Mosquito

Dude! This is amazing. The game needs the disease-spreading as an unlockable though.

You may not have to wait that long

http://www.indiedb.com/games/catlateral-damage/

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=238671401

I really hope this whole craze is a fad, and that it dies a fast death. Or next I'll be reading posts about "Couch simulator" or "Doormat Simulator". Is this what's considered creative these days? Geez.

Does that mean I can't interest you in this:

excuse me, i need to go vomit. "proceeds to vomit over GOGbears"