I just got an email that told me I have a wonderful chance to get 3 billion euros if I sign up.

Boy oh boy! I'm gonna be one of the richest people in the world! Yeehaaw! I'm buying Texas.

I once received an official e-mail from Google that I won billiards!

you can't buy Texas, I bought it 4 days ago....

Aww man. I guess I'll just go to Disney Land then.

And you didn't withdraw the money? Idiot!

3 billion euros? ...Have I told you you're the nicest, smartest and sexiest person in this whole world?

How many other people "have a wonderful chance to get 3 billion euros"?

Bought that, and Lego Land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

'nuff said.

I got a blizzard account notice form someone named "khan.saladin" from a yahoo email address I think. Seemed legit.

I got an email from the UN stating that I won $600,000 from their educational campaign and it supposedly came from a .edu domain. Well when I looked up at the header I saw that the email was spoofing and the source came from a .[something].tk domain. Pretty clever, but what set off red flags from me was the grammar errors and the fact that I didn't even enter any scholarships from the UN.

Only e-mail i get is about viagra, drugs and how to get a bigger d*ck...

Did they ever try in the first place?

I remember a few years back, I got some spam mail about women seeking "older men". While I qualify for the man part, I'm currently 24, and think I was only around 19 or 20 when I remember getting that.