a duck can suck but a suck cant duck

Disco dance! Disco dance! Disco dance!

One will end as a delicious dish on my xmas table...

Do not know, sooooo dumb answer:

You must gather your ducks before venturing forth.

Did you read that in his voice?

Ok it seems the contest does not have a lot of success so... bump!

Let's say Tomorrow around 8 GMT the entries will be closed, because it doesn't seem like we are going to reach the 100 here.

btmack2 I had to refresh my memory for the voice, it's a long time i've been playing BG2! Good old game... if you ask me your answer is good in itself but i'm afraid it does not really is an answer to the question. I mean... What is the difference between a duck?? O_O

You have to figure the duck, alone. Standing there, looking at ya. Or maybe just the concept of the duck. You can even go further and try to analyse the letters. D.U.C.K. What the fuck does that mean? Is it the same or is it different from itself. Does it reflects in a mirror? Does its brain is bicephal like ours?



Can you trust a duck?

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Can a duck trust its own self?

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Can a duck achieve true death symetrically?

The difference between a duck is whether you get hit or not.

Well, one can be filthy rich (Scrooge McDuck)... :-)

Not entering the contest, but +1 for the giveaway.

Ahah!

Yes he sure can be :D

The one that's between his legs.

"One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

-To truly understand the difference between a duck, one must first understand the difference between an egg.
-To truly understand the difference between an egg, one must first understand the difference between a duck.
-To truly understand the difference between a duck, one must first understand the difference between an egg.
-To truly understand the difference between an egg, one must first understand the difference between a duck.
-To truly understand the difference between a duck, one must first understand the difference between an egg.
-To truly understand the difference between an egg, one must first understand the difference between a duck.
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Ok I have all your entries, I am at work right now so I will post the result later today! Probably around 3 pm GMT but I can't tell exactly.

Ok we have a winner here!

I have to say it was pretty hard to choose between a duck.
There was a few entries that were quite able to win but finally I had to take the most relevant:

What is a difference between a duck?

Half of your body length.


Now Profanity could have gone further, but still it is a known fact in the 70's early physicians microcosm, the difference between a Duck is half of your body lenght. And two times your knee circonferency.

Now if you ask me, a duck differs from itself because it is half parrallel, two times symetrical, half its own mass and half its own mass again.

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Aaaanywayyyy! thanks for the answers because most of you have come with your own so it was cool.